The Sacred Stool ~Feces of Jesus~

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The recent discovery of a fossilized lump of human feces believed to have once emerged from the body of Jesus Christ, Son of God, has swept a whirlpool of excitement and controversy throughout the altars of the religious world. The sacred stool was unearthed last month by a construction worker during a hotel excavation project in the vicinity of Nahariya, northern Israel, and shortly thereafter flown to the Holy See where a multi-denominational consortium of primarily Christian religious leaders rapidly convened to examine it and verify its authenticity.


...Sacred Stool... WOW!

Oh, okay this is like rottentomatoes.com. I almost lost all hope in humanity for a minute there.

I was very depressed as well.

"Nuns lined up in the hundreds for a chance to sample Christ's last meal."

New meaning to the term "HOLY SHIT!!" aint it?

it was only a matter of time

"When I first saw the Sacred Stool of Galilee, of course my immediate reaction was to shout 'Heavens to Betsy!'," a flushing Rowan Faulkner, Archbishop of Canterbury, said."

haha!!!!...sorry its all i got out of this whole thing

how the hell can the determine who's ass the turd came from?

huh?

Dna

Damn it, and I was gonna sell my stones on Ebay, that i dug up in my backyard... Yea... Thats right.. I live in Everett, J/C's Second Home

Humanity is a strange thing, with sad sights... and strange smells

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Originally Posted by Mr Karl

Dna

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they have Jesus' dna?

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Originally Posted by Thistle Harlequin

they have Jesus' dna?

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Yeah, that is exactly what i thought when i read this post, if they DO have his DNA- were exactly did they get it?

from one of the other holy relics 'relics' of course

oh god


"If you touch the Sacred Stool," Thomas Taylor, a bishop of the United Methodist Church and one of the first to examine the relic, said, "you get a staph infection. But touch it again and the staph infection goes away. It's truly miraculous."

lol