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I don't even have one of my own, so hopefully you all have some fun/ interesting one's to share.
Some of my all time fav's:
* Fear not for Death is But a Dream (Rozz Williams) (but I don't think he made it up :-))
* The world is comic to those who think and tragic to those who feel (Horace Walpole)
“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.”
Dorothy Parker
"Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself."
Mark Twain
"Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice."
Way of the gun
"I dont come down there and slap the dick out of your mouth" Mr Show ,Dave C.
"Are we under a table now? Great. Great. I love them! I love Ricky Wilson! He's hillarious! We've kissed. In a wood."
Most recent Quote I liked:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. ~Satiate
Don't mess with a nation that needs medication - Tidus
The gift of hte present is that the rest is past - ASL (points if you can guess!)
and
Life is short. Geto ff as much as possible.- H. Rollins
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not recent, but I just thought of it, and it's one of my all time favorites.
"When the oppressors give me two choices, I always take the third."
I forgot his name, but it's from a man that was killed by the nazis for fighting back.
You rarely believe someone to have common sense unless they agree with your views."
Don't know who said it, butQuote:
Keep your friends behind you, and your enemies inf front of you!
Two of my favorite Authors..
Being is. Being is in-itself. Being is what it is.
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-Jean-Paul Sartre
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."
Simplicity is the glory of expression”- Walt Whitman
"i have a big head, and little arms!"
And of course there is the line from the Voltaire song,Quote:
I'm Fully Functional, and Anatomically Correct!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettSin
:1orglaugh
"connectile dysfunction: The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection." -- From UrbanDictionary.com
"..it'd be way more fun if we could be like floating masses of energy. that could paint with light and wind...or something " -- My friend Chris
"Man: You ain't scared of me 'cause they say I'm a bad man?
Mae West: I'm a good woman for a bad man."
"There are many things in this world I do not know. I do not know how butterflies get out of their cocoons without damaging their wings. I do not know why anyone would boil vegetables when roasting them is much tastier. I do not know how to make olive oil, and I do not know why dogs bark before an earthquake, and I do not know why some people voluntarily choose to climb mountains where it is freezing and difficult to breathe, or live in the suburbs, where the coffeee is watery and all of the houses look alike..." -Lemony Snicket
"...And 'Hey! You! No! You're not supposed to be pillaging Constantinople! Bad Crusaders! Turn that ship around immediately!'..." -- Sharraroarke
"...chaos tastes like everything, with a dash of cynacism for spice." -Reidarkwolf
"I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off" - Zorak
Yay! Zorak!
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity".
"If his creation is so great, why does God want us on our knees?" -Lars von Trier (one that's especially been getting to me lately)
When daylight forms blinding, binding walls where do we go?
The darkness calls. -AFI lyric
"what the world needs is more public nudity and boobs!" -my husband
"im gunna tucker max you panda style" - best text of the week from my friend twitch
"When you are great, people often mistake candor for arrogance." - the man himself tucker max
"Thanks to you my bedroom is condom city 'n' you know it, biaaaatccchhh" - ahaha urmm a drummer
If you want to use youre dick as your little weapon
Maybe I'll just get my gun and use it as a dick - song lyric
"A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day." - alister crowley
Who gives a fuck about learning. im talking fire, reving engines and hot body work just like sex - moi re: learning about muscle car engines.
Fiction has to be believable, reality is under no such restriction.
"I did something really mean to a girl once....I fucked her without a rubber on and afterwards I told her I had AIDS just to see the look on her face " - my friend D.O.A
You can start with nothing, and out of nothing...
out of no way, a way will be made.
-Rev. Dr. Michael Beckwith
"Time wounds all heels."
-Groucho Marx
Gothic Dolphins
Not Bombs
I saw the above graffiti painted on a building in town.
Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that *rocks*.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil, The Emperor's New Groove
And here a few from Albert Einstein:
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
"drop out of school, quit your job, kill your fucking TV (really), don't buy anything, don't eat animals, never call a girl a bitch, ride your bike and try your hardest to stay happy and have fun everyday of your life." -chris (the plan-it-x dude)
"cock hungry virgins will suck and fuck for as little as $3" - web ad
ROFL! I fucking love that movie..Kronk is awesome!Quote:
Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that *rocks*.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil, The Emperor's New Groove
I have an Evil Monkey in my Closet --- Chris from the Family Guy
(Crowley refering to himself in the 3rd person): "Two points only concern us: he objected violently, to being taken out in the cold morning to see the sunrise from a platform on the Rigi-Kulm and to illumination of a waterfall by coloured lights. He felt acutely that nature should be allowed to go her own way and he his! There was plenty of beauty in the world; why make oneself uncomfortable in order to see an extra? Also, you can't improve a waterfall by stagecraft!"
"One of the principal points about the sin stupidity is that it flatters the sinner. All insanity depends upon the exacerbation of the ego. The melancholic hugs the delusion that he has committed the unpardonable sin. Sins grow by repression and by brooding upon their enormity. Few people would go to excess if they were not unwholesomely over-excited about their trivial apishness."
"As long as sexual relations are complicated by religious, social and financial considerations, so long will they cause all kinds of cowardly, dishonourable and disgusting behaviour. When war conditions imposed artificial restraint on the sister appetite of hunger, decent citizens began to develop all kinds of loathsome trickery. Men and women will never behave worthily as long as current morality interferes with the legitimate satisfaction of physiological needs. Nature always avenges herself on those who insult her. The individual is not to blame for the crime and insanity which are the explosions consequent on the clogging of the safety valve. The fault lies with the engineer. At the present moment, society is blowing up in larger or smaller spots all over the world, because it has failed to develop a system by which all its members can be adequately nourished, without conflict and the waste products eliminated without discomfort."
"Monogyny is nonsense for any one with a grain of imagination. The more sides he has to his nature, the more women he needs to satisfy it. The same is, of course, true, mutatis mutandis, of women. A woman risks her social existence by a single experiment. A young man is compelled by the monogamic system to develop his character by means of corrupt society vampires or women of the lower classes, and though he may learn a great deal from these sources, it cannot but be unfortunate that he has no opportunity to learn from women of his own birth, breeding, education and rank in society."
Now, monogamy has very little to do with monogyny; and should have less. Monogamy is only a mistake because it leaves the excess women unsatisfied and unprovided for. But apart from this, it provides for posterity, and it is generally recognized that this is the crux of all practical arguments on the subject. But the defect of monogamy, as generally understood, is that it is connected with the sexual appetite. The Practical Wisdom of the Astrologers has made this clear. The Fifth House (love, children) has nothing to do with the Seventh (marriage, lawsuits, public enemies). Marriage would lead to very little trouble if men would get rid of the idea that it is anything more than a financial and social partnership. People should marry for convenience and go their separate ways without jealousy. It should be a point of woman to avoid complicating the situation with children by other men, unless her husband be willing, which he would be if he really loved her. It is monstrous for a man to pretend to be devoted to securing his wife's happiness and yet to wish to deprive her of a woman's supreme joy: that of bearing a child to the man whom she desires sexually, and is therefore indicated by nature as the prroper father, though he may be utterly unsuitable a husband. In most cases this would be so, for it must obviously be rare that a man with a genius for paternity should also possess a talent for domesticity. We have heard a great deal in recent years of the freedom of women. They have gained what they thought they wanted and it has availed them nothing. They must adopt the slogan, 'There shall be no property in human flesh.' They must train men to master their sexual selfishness, while of course allowing them the same freedom as they themselves will enjoy. The true offences against marriage arise when sexual freedom results in causing injury to the health or estate of the partner. But the sentimental wrong of so-called infidelity is a symptom of the childishness of the race."
Aleister Crowley
i adore him
"If all of your peers understand what you've done, you haven't been creative." --Dr. Henry Heimlich
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown
"I didn't want to write for pay. I wanted to be paid for what I write." --Leonard Cohen
"We had fun at the expense of others because we had nothing of our own to spend." --Amelia G
:D
Those aren't recent, but they were in my quotesfile.
"He's got a binky in his mouth, so he doesn't have to deal with the pesky milk" -- Wyatt and mommy laying in bed
"I will have a small glass of carrot juice."
"Yeah, we don't have that."
"Then I will have nothing."
"dirty frank loves all babies
except the nazi ones"
dirty frank, lowlife, 2000ad
"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate for a moment to prefer the latter." -Thomas Jefferson
statement: "there's hardly any flavors of juice. they really need to make more."
reply: "sorry, but what are you fucking retarded?"
yay!! :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by TheQuietPlace
"Excuse me scary man, but you frighten me." Muse's boss
"You're not such a bad guy for a hoodlum." local store owner
"RECTUM... Hell, it nearly killed him!" overheard walking by
a man talking to himself on the sidewalk.
"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere"
"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."
"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."
"I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made."
Marilyn Monroe.
" Honey, I have a bathroom that is just like your Attitude... It needs to be cleaned up!"
Over heard at a restaurant, or i heard it in my head... can't remember
"If God hadn't wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so much like a Taco." - in Robert Anton Wilson's Right Where You are Sitting Now
Democracy is the worst form of government. But its better than all the others.
A man who does not read the newspaper is uninformed, while a man that does is misinformed. (im paraphrasing, sue me)