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The best approach in your position would be to stand naked outside your local branch of Western Union holding a sign that says "will suck for references"
Yes! Finally, some helpful advice on the topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindgames
Speaking of credit.
Okay here is what you do.
First off take out your wallet, find every credit card you have, find my wishlists and buy two of everything. Then, take your ATM card, run don't walk to your nearest ATM machine and take out your daily limit. Once that's done, put all the bills in a blue envelope with 17 pennies and two quarters. Then, go to your workplace and ask for two weeks severance pay, cash your check and add this sum to the envelope minute three dollars and forty five cents.
After all this neatly print your full name, social security number, address, date of birth, on a sheet of white college ruled note paper. Add this to the envelope. Next address the package like so:
Nudemuse
C/o TLucifer the Light Bringer
666 Diabolus way
4th Circle, Hell.
Run to your nearest post office, affix six dollars and sixty six cents postage.
Then return to your home and sit in your front yard naked for exactly three days.
At the end of this time you will be broke and I will have presents.
I will then spend every dime you have and will ever have and send you a bill for any random occurances.
In ten years you'll be so broke you will no longer care about your credit.
Fixed credit+happy me=Nirvana.
Wasn't that easy?
fucking awesome nudemuse <3
That credit card plan sounds risky and ive been burned once already. I gave my atm account to this Nigerian Prince who needed my help a couple months ago and I still havent heard back from him yet. Im afraid something terrible has happened to him.
Holy Cow, Trotter...
I gave the Nigerian Prince that also, he said that he needed to come to the country. I wonder which flight he was on.