Texas Midget

This one is for BC...

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the Midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc. He put his finger under the right testicle, and he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip- snip on the right side, then snip-snip- snip- snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"


The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots

ROFL... LOL.... ROFL.... LOL... That is good!! I love it!!!!!

dude! i saw a midget in the bar tonight. it was ten kids of aewsome. i had to squat all the way down just be at eye level with him. it was the smallest little person i ever saw...

Voltaire,

Did you at least flirt with him, tell him about BB, give him a hug for me... something!! Anything!!! Come on... Don't leave me in the rain, with all of my Vinyl Records Floating in the air, after you threw them out of the 3rd story window.. cause you were mad at me for forgetting the cats birthday. It wasn't my fault i was drunk, and then the next thing i know.. I am in Mexico doing body shots off of a Prison guard, and getting a foot massage from a donkey.

I didn't tell him about BB, but I did give him a hug and tell him about the time I gave a midget a lapdance at my old club in L.A. ............

I wish I could have seen that