If there was any one skill you COULD learn....

If there was any one skill you COULD learn.... what would it be? This'll be more fun if you choose something totally unfeasable, something you'd have had to have started learning as a kid. But feel free to choose anything :-)

I'd like to know how to weld iron
I'd like to be a contortionist
I wish I could play the piano (I took lessons..... I am musically untalented, and uninspired)

PS I don't think unfeasable is actually a word.... I looked it up in yourdictionary.com and even tried a few different spellings with no luck... oops!

I wish I could speak alot of different languages
I 'd like to play the violin
I wish I was graceful,I'm so not

infeasable.

And probably play guitar really well. I can play really badly now, and likely will never improve.

Alchemy.

UNFEASIBLE.

funkatron, I 'sheesh' on your infeasable.


me.. learning Mandarin. I can do stuff with letters I can read, but.. again with the sheesh.

The whole Batman thing. I'd ensure there were no drug dealers within a 20 block radius.

picking winning lottery numbers

*How not to take criticism with devastation (aka, how to HONESTLY accept that other people's opinions don't really matter.)

*To have enough energy and fitness to learn how to be an Urban Ninja.

*Belleh Dancing. Yeahhh.

*Fencing.

id like to be able to play guitar really well, downhill mountain bike (and not get shit scared doing it) and be able to draw well enough that i could actually get the things in my head out onto a piece of paper.

of course...if i could draw well enough to be able to illustrate my thought processes, i reckon it would be about 29.35 hours before they locked me in a dark, windowless room, bricked up the doorway and left me to rot.... *shifty eyes*

id like to be able to swim like an olympian and climb like a monkey

juggle

ride a unicycle

ok, so I pretty much want to be in the circus.

not really things that you can learn but things that i'd like to have more of, nonethless-

imagination

motivation

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Originally Posted by reubs

id like to be able to play guitar really well, downhill mountain bike (and not get shit scared doing it) and be able to draw well enough that i could actually get the things in my head out onto a piece of paper.

of course...if i could draw well enough to be able to illustrate my thought processes, i reckon it would be about 29.35 hours before they locked me in a dark, windowless room, bricked up the doorway and left me to rot.... *shifty eyes*

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ME TOO!!! oops i accidentally hit preview post...

but yeah... i need to learn to drive too (without bein shit scared hahaaa yeah right) but that one ill figure out soon!

i still wish i knew how to breakdance and pop and lock.

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Originally Posted by Mindgames

UNFEASIBLE.

funkatron, I 'sheesh' on your infeasable.

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What's particularly awesome is that I misspelled "infeasible" when correcting... err, helping Scar. I'm a douche.

Also a fun word: inflammable! It means the total opposite of what you think!

Black Smithing
Playing Piano or Violin

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

Black Smithing
Playing Piano or Violin

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i would love to play piano and violin as well.

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Originally Posted by funkatron

Also a fun word: inflammable! It means the total opposite of what you think!

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ah yes, knowing the difference between inflammable and nonflammable has always been a source of pride for me.

Speak Mandarin better along with other many other languages besides what I know already.
Draw & paint better.
Have $ skills like Warren Buffet.
Actually, this list has made me realize I should probably get off the computer & I could probably do these things better.

I'd like to be able to look at any' broken' thing and know whithin five minutes exactly what has to be done to fix it

Speak/read Esperanto
The ability to shapeshift
To be Indestructible

All of which are probably improbable

Ooh. Shapeshifting is a good one.

i'd love to know how to fly every aircraft

i'd love to know how to hotwire all vehicles

i can already weld,gas,stick,mig,tig decent, juggle 3 balls no problem ,and throw and stick knives fairly constitanly,archery decent with my compound bow,fencing with a foil i could use help

being able to do a backflip and a front flip would be neat

guitar and piano would be neat but i dont really see a need

Wrong dictionary:

Adj. 1. unfeasible - not capable of being carried out or put into practice; "refloating the sunken ship proved impracticable because of its fragility"; "a suggested reform that was unfeasible in the prevailing circumstances"

impracticable, infeasible, unworkable

impossible - not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with; "an impossible dream"; "an impossible situation"

I can't think really of anything that I would wish to learn. There are plenty of times when I've wished I could do something on the spur of the moment, but learning it takes the spontaneity out and ruins the moment. Perhaps learn how not to mess things up which I don't know how to do but try anyway?

I'd like to learn tattooing.

Patience ... I'm getting more impatient as I get older and its annoying ... seriously.

In fact, if anyone knows of a good place in the Atlanta area who wants to take on an after-hours apprentice who already knows much, PM me wouldja?