If a book about your life started circling the literate masses,what would the title of your book be?
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If a book about your life started circling the literate masses,what would the title of your book be?
"Anarchy And Mayhem On The High Seas"
What Not to Do With Your Life
K
Ooh, this question is going to keep me up thinking tonight.
i didint take to long to figure mine out but i probably should have given a lil more thought to it :D
Tell me about it. i still havent found an adequate one yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG
Things that go BumP in the night...
or
No, Dont, Stop
Maybe just title the book...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupidity in All Forms hahahahahahha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
memories that were never true
A foot too big and a Moth too Small
People laughed at me; in a good way
Or maybe
"Here's My Excuse, Where's Yours?"
K
"His Awesomeness was Awesome"
that is such an awesome titleQuote:
Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Maximum Maximus and how I conquered my fear of being puney
"Prostitution for Dummies"
No, I'm Her Evil Twin:
Yeah, I Said That - So?
~Histrionica~
Knife Fighting for Dummies
Snowwhite and the seven midgets of doom
Rock fights for retards and other social skills
The title for mine would be..........."How to Live With a Bipolar Roommate" and tell all about the shit my fucking roomie did......... I'm glad he's in KC
Becoming A President for Dummies
or
How To Kill Your Wife Without Being Caught for Dummies
"The past isn't perfect, but I used to think it was: and other anectodes of regret and oddity"
'Everything worse than everything else.'
"Cunnilingus for the Orally Impaired"
K
I thought she was legal; Everything goes down from there
It would be a 5 book set
book 1: The Passion Of The Chris
book 2: Sex Symbol, or Charles Bronson Look alike...YOU DECIDE
book 3: 539 reasons why you shouldnt screw somone in the post office
book 4: How to train a midget as a mindless attack...being
book 5: Lousy Kids with Their Music
well thats about right
toodles
The Chris
This lovely world through the eyes of one of her greatest admirers
I guess "Downward Spiral" has been taken.
Gods my life sucks right now.
K
"Whatcha Got Beyach"
I'd take that one too.. I guess we could just die and someone would write shorts about our lives? And publish them as "Downward Spiral".. stuff.. need more alcohol.. *zombie glare*Quote:
Originally Posted by keiko
I haven't got the gumption to glare... so "sigh* See you at the bottom.Quote:
Originally Posted by postcoital
K
moms a phyco, but my daddy loves me
How about 'Moving Coutour'-- something somebody said once of the poetry of Wallace Stevens- who did a good job of describing how bizarre life is..P.
Friend- sorry to hear this of you and Keiko both- I hope you have friends you can talk to..If nothing else Postcoital- you must have your share of male and female admirers-- enjoy it while it lasts..P.Quote:
Originally Posted by postcoital
Mommy drinks because you Cry!
yeah thats about right
the chris