American Virgin - Worst Movie Ever?

Wow. I just watched American Virgin and it just may be the most abysmal excuse for a movie I have ever seen.

The concept is that daddy is a pornographer and he stole the pornstar wife of an impotent guy who worked for him and divorced his wife who soon died of cancer. His daughter is his little angel, even though she obviously can't stand him. So his ex-employee puts together a science fiction plan to de-virginize the guy's daughter on pay-per-view cable and online.

I watched it on fast-forward and it was still too slow. Just like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mainstream porn.

Anybody else ever see this atrocity? It inexplicably had some name actors in it.

no but that sounds like an oscar winner compared to some of the super low budget (i.e. shot with a camcorder) horror movies I have.

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Originally Posted by Kidthorazine

no but that sounds like an oscar winner compared to some of the super low budget (i.e. shot with a camcorder) horror movies I have.

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Ya know, there are movies which are entertaining for their suck value, but this was not one of them. It was not cheesy or funny bad. It was just really really really horrendous.

"Manos" the Hands of Fate? remains one of the worst ever.

At least Plan 9 From Outer Space is watchable. This literally isn't.

In fact, when it got MST3Kd they actually apologized to the audience for how shitty it was, and this was a show that showed us Eegah!

I'd like to see a porno version of it called "Penis: The Cock of Fate".

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

Ya know, there are movies which are entertaining for their suck value, but this was not one of them. It was not cheesy or funny bad. It was just really really really horrendous.

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yeah a lot of the movies I collect are in the "so bad it's good" category, but some of the stuff I have is just really really painful to watch.

and as for Manos, it's really funny if you watch it while on LSD.

I went to see Fantastic Movie recently: if there's something worse than that, then the world is going to end after this week.

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

Ya know, there are movies which are entertaining for their suck value, but this was not one of them. It was not cheesy or funny bad. It was just really really really horrendous.

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likes mines ;P