Nicknames you call your significan other or friends?

I call HK all of the following in any given day:
Frank
Bob
FrankBob
Dirty German
Weirdo
Pervert
Dorkface
Dood
Super Pooper.

My friends:
The boys I work with usually get called things like:
dickhead
douche
ass douche
cock bite
cock shiner (that one is courtesy of Tenacious D)
dickhole is one of their favorites.

I love working with people who appreciate good name calling. They like it when I threaten violence too.

Dont have many friends..but the one i do have i call her "My coke reward lady" because she gives me all her points ;D