Making a scene

What have you done, what do you do, what do you want to do to make a scene in public? Do you scream that the red man on the crosswalk lights is following you around the city, flashing you at every street you cross? Have you ever planned on getting a switch and running around the mall giving strangers a spontaneous spanking, hit and run style? How long has it been since you last left the elmo toys in the play centre in compromising positions, then complained to center management that their pornographic displays are neither appropriate or appreciated (while 'subtly' hiding your erection, of course)? Are you really able to resist ravishing your (same-sex) best friend any longer while you stand in the doorway of that church?

Lets face it, this is a den of evil. Let us celebrate each others deviance. What could be more wicked than pissing off those around you?


I like cake.

i like cake too!!! :O
and ravishing same sex friends in church doorways :D haha

Hmm.... I am way to much of a observer of people & enjoy make a scene, but I have a good friend who can pull off the making a scene stuff really well. I recall one Xmas there was a bin at the local grocery store full of these brightly colored stuffed animals dolls but the heads looked like giant smiley faces. When you squeezed their hands it would trigger a mechanism deep inside to make them giggle and shake uncontrollably. So what does he do? He grabbed as many of the hands of these dolls and started squeezing. He had a good system for it & very quickly it looked like the bin was going to explode with fake pink fur everywhere & some grouchy old manager dude threw us out. I am sure my laughing egged it on as I could not stop. Hangin' with that guy generally required a pair of depends undergarments due to nonstop hilarity. He does stuff like that all the time & loves having an audience, he always gets those around to feed into it. What a great friend to have.