Eating, sex, where is it you act like a slob? Or, are you just that immaculate? :goodnevil
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Eating, sex, where is it you act like a slob? Or, are you just that immaculate? :goodnevil
I am a pig with food, glutunous actually eating stupid is not uncommon with me....
They frequently have to sit us at a bigger table once they get my order. I'm not a messy eater at all, but I like to get two or three meals at a time. The waiters are always telling me that it's too much food, hahaha...
im just a pig in general i eat loads when im at home but im the complete opposite if i leave the house
I burp alot. I'm also picking my nose. And I fart, when I feel like.
The food thing is true with me too. I had friends who would take me out just to watch me eat. I don't know how I do it, I get ketchup in my hair and end up even sitting on food. It mysterious to me how food gets everywhere. I use utensils and napkins, yet they do nothing for me.
I admit to being a bit of a priss about manners. And in bed? Well, i'm dirty, but not dirty. If i'm a pig anywhere it would have to be in my change room. I have a bedroom that's just for me and my clothes and make-up. I get dressed and done up in there. I try on and discard clothes, dry things on hangers, leave lipsticks and the like strewn hither and yon, etc. I have to clean that room 2 and sometimes 3 times a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by memorydream
~Histrionica~
I try to throw my underwear into the laundry basket from my bed. Often I miss. And I'm too lazy to get out of bed to clean it up. So sometimes there's underwear all over the floor. And I'm a book slob too... books all over the place.
you should see the looks waiters give me when i order multiple meals because even tho i look like a recovering anorexic i can chow down with the best :), And about being a pig i like to eat with my hands and when i cook something for myself i just eat straight out of the pot why wash anymore dishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ForrestBlack
i'm a slob when it comes to sex. I'm pig when it comes to girls. Besides, it's only dirty if you do it right. ;)
The rest of the house might get a little messy, but it doesn't stay that way. I'm a neat freak, mostly 'cause I hate bugs...
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I could never ever claim to be a neat freak. I keep my house clean, but it's always a mess. I hate putting things away. So I have stacks of books and papers and clothes and photos. I can't stand a dirty kitchen or bathroom tho. And when it cums to sex, all bets are off. I'm a total pig.
At the shop where me and my friends work on our cars...
While I am working the place looks like the testing grounds for Atom Bombs....
I always clean it up though cuz Its my friend DubDubs shop....So I show a lil respect...
Everyone always calls my work area a pig-Stye...But no one ever complains about the quality of work that comes outa the stye....
EATING!!!!! getting the footlong sub when you know the 6 inch will fill you up just fine..... cheesesteaks are my kryptonite!!!!
anywhere..I turn everything into a disaster...like eating ..never eaten without dropping shit all over myself
When we once had a barbeque at a friends place, I was really drunk and those motherfuckers gave me 6 (!) forks, and I tried to eat with all of them at the same time. Pretty nasty looking. Also, when I still had both of my labret rings, I couldn't eat soup without spilling the half.Quote:
Originally Posted by memorydream
when im a party or a friends house,or a fast food place.
bye! :)