and looking for a hot girlfriend.
Any takers?
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and looking for a hot girlfriend.
Any takers?
dibs! does this mean youll fly me over? :)
Are you female? And hot?Quote:
Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
i am hot but male. when i peel back the hood there is a lot of thick smelly gel and after i wash it away it reveals an amount of red spots on the penis head itself which in turn perspire a kind of watery substance. I like you Bikerpunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
.............
well that just killed my wood...
erm, i mean, yes to both BP.
onnist.
btw, this thread would be much better suited to the Blue Blood 'personals' section, dont you think?
You know when I'm dunk and looking for a girlfrined, I usually get stuck with dudes too.. don't feel bad Punk, it happens to the best of us.
~K
Fly where? I wanna fly somewhere!
Jesus tap dancing Herbert Walker Christ you people are sick.
(greases himself up and stagedives naked into a pile of you)
Bikerpunk: love the blasphemy, as it's one of the choicest pieces of such I've seen or heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Just one question: who's Herbert Walker????
George Herbert Walker Bush, another member of the Christ family.
I think he's a second cousin twice removed, or at least that's what they believe in Texas.
Dunno 'bout all Texans believing that Bush the Second's the Anointed One, with a bag of chips, to boot.
Certainly, HE seems to, though!!!! LOL
But he is!
It was on TV, TV never lies?
i saw tv lie once :( so i stopped watching the news :)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My whole belief system shaken to its very core!
I may go and listern to my MCR tunes and emo out, lol
weeell, you have fun with that. we'll miss you, but i hear ******* is popular so you wont be feeling too lonesome :p:
I was on the tv news once, (or was it twice?) but I ran away before anyone recognised me. Didn't work, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
As for the TV lying, I was just forced to watch High School Musical 2 (My wife wouldn't change the channel and she controls the remote) and Disney Channel said it was the most anticipated movie of the year. They lied!
I'm having to watch Sci-Fi Channel just to cleanse myself.
y'see, thats the problem with womenfolk. always with the remote stealin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
if it wasnt for the sexesing youd almost want to trade them in for a better remote.
Watching HSM 2???? Ow!!! That DOES sound painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
Probably nothing that a few rounds of Sci-Fi Channel viewing couldn't fix, though be careful to avoid Sci-Fi's Original Movies, as they've been known to induce projectile vomiting and acid flashbacks of the Viet-Nam War in small children and house pets.