i stole the cops bra!!!

i went to jail last night
and some of you might not know...
but you dont get to keep your own clothes undergarments included
but i got out this morning at 9 am
after being woke up at 5:40am
lights out is like 11:00
but yea i spent the night in jail and didnt really do anything...
for once
but yea bitches i stole the comfey ass sports bra they gave me
and they arent getting in back
thats what the bastards get for keeping me over night


but jail is alot funner than its suppose to be i like it better in there than i do out here
and thats fucked up i know
i think i need to get back on my meds >.<
my court date is on halloween @ 3
wish me luck

btw

they said i stole either a 1/2 gal or gal of ice cream
dumbasses
the only kind worth stealing
is...
a pint of ben and jerrys
if your gonna say i stole it atleast make it somthing i like!

♥

~Rose~

ANYONE ELSE HAVE FUNNY STORIES ABOUT UNFUNNY EXPERINCES?

I think this will be my "What the fuck?" for today.

(Any details of how this went down?)

you went to jail for stealing ice cream?

That's fucking awesome. Marry me.

i didnt actually steal the ice cream...
i was accused by some lil buggy pusher that needs his ass kicked
and they served me with a warrent i went
i stayed
i taught my cell mates the superman
gave them massages
and taught them other intersting stuff
there were 2 girls that were in there the last time i was i jail (not my first time)
and a pretty mixed chick wanted my twat! >.<
PS this bra is comfey as hell
LOL

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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk

That's fucking awesome. Marry me.

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ok...how old are you and where do you live...oh yea and i gotta know how the weather is too LOL:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by gothic rose

and a pretty mixed chick wanted my twat! >.<
PS this bra is comfey as hell
LOL

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fuck the bra! I wanna hear more about that part!:rryumy:

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Originally Posted by gothic rose

ok...how old are you and where do you live...oh yea and i gotta know how the weather is too LOL:1orglaugh

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35, Atlanta, GA.

Rose you rock *hugs*

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Originally Posted by malcolm

fuck the bra! I wanna hear more about that part!:rryumy:

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there was a pretty mixed bi chick that came in after lights out and she dont get out until fri.at the earliest....needless to say i invited to "party" with her when she gets out....
she fell asleep on me after i braided her hair the next day....it was cute

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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk

35, Atlanta, GA.

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i love ATL...i live in SC
and im only 18 so i think i might be too young for you :(

Crazy type is crazzzzy.

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Originally Posted by gothic rose

i love ATL...i live in SC
and im only 18 so i think i might be too young for you :(

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No you aren't ;)

Gotta Love Chaos!!!

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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk

No you aren't ;)

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I will hit you up next time i plan to come down that way :D

Chaos Ex Vita