The perfect tune to poledance to?

I'm losing an argument here (a drunken one, but it's about music and everyone refuses to concede unless the beer runs out..) so I'll collect opinions from mah expert BB friends, pros and enthusiastic amateurs alike:-

What is the perfect tune to poledance to?

And none of your cheesy-ass stuff with trombones and honky-tonk basslines please.. I'm in a room with people who play Rammstein before breakfast.

As I'm typing this we're experimenting with Battle Without Honor or Humanity and it's looking like a winner, but what do we know.. we're schozzled..

Massive Attack - Angel

poledancing?

Foetus - "The Throne of Agony"

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Originally Posted by Mindgames

I'm losing an argument here (a drunken one, but it's about music and everyone refuses to concede unless the beer runs out..) so I'll collect opinions from mah expert BB friends, pros and enthusiastic amateurs alike:-

What is the perfect tune to poledance to?

And none of your cheesy-ass stuff with trombones and honky-tonk basslines please.. I'm in a room with people who play Rammstein before breakfast.

As I'm typing this we're experimenting with Battle Without Honor or Humanity and it's looking like a winner, but what do we know.. we're schozzled..

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William Tell Overture (and I told ya to stop picking on those drunk emo kids before breakfast :D )

JT

Wicked Games - Chris Issac

Goin Out West - Tom Waits.

psychobitches out of hell/horrorpops.

heh, 'Them Bones' by AIC :p:
actually, now i think about it that might not be too bad :S

The chicken dance song, yaya, that really turns me on.

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Originally Posted by deviant designs

The chicken dance song, yaya, that really turns me on.

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that isso fuckin wron! i have this imag in my head of som stripper ass clapping to the clucking part lol. thats like striping to the mexican hatdance. oflmao

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Originally Posted by malcolm

that isso fuckin wron! i have this imag in my head of som stripper ass clapping to the clucking part lol. thats like striping to the mexican hatdance. oflmao

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I can't even begin to picture anything as sexy, well, maybe if...nope nothing!

haha now im thinking of the smurfs techno remix. especially on what a poledancer might be doing during the part where the smurf voice thingy is making a bunch of grunts and "ooh! uh!"s :p:

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Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey

haha now im thinking of the smurfs techno remix. especially on what a poledancer might be doing during the part where the smurf voice thingy is making a bunch of grunts and "ooh! uh!"s :p:

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what about the sessame street remix?coe on now, everyone who existed in the 90's knows what im talking about

Darn I was about to post a link to smurf p*rn, but realized this was in the kiddie section of BB, shucks ;)

do a thread in adult then...............i woder how many smurfs were gay or did they al ljust gangtrain smurfette hmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Switchback by Celldweller

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Originally Posted by malcolm

do a thread in adult then...............i woder how many smurfs were gay or did they al ljust gangtrain smurfette hmmmmmmmmmmm...........

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papa smuf did with baby smurf but it's in spanish.....:thumb:

Bloodletting by Concrete Blond is one of my faves to dance to on stage though anything by Garbage just about covers it.

Lap dancing- best song is Sober by Tool.

~K

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak, Marilyn My Bitterness - the CruxShadows, Kiss - London After Midnight or Sonne - Rammstein. Just a few suggestions...

and then there's me, i LOVE to dance to Switchblade Symphony's Sweet remixed by Apoptygma Berzerk... or really any of Apop's remixes. Fade to Black gets the rest of the club all confuzzled.

~K

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by the Revolting Cocks. pure, unadulterated down and out sleeeeeeeeaaaaaze.

Chrome by VNV Nation

The Hokey Pokey.

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Chrome by VNV Nation

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Hah, I was just thinking how sexy that song was earlier today.

Speed Racer theme song sex with Trixy remix, but I forgot who did that particuler one any help ??????

Currently thinking how sexy Gravity by the GORILLAZ would be mmmmmmmmmm I love bass

Bass Head 26 er OB~26

I've always been fond of Rob/White Zombie remixes as far as poledancing goes. It's just the perfect blend of sinister beats and that dirty,gritty voice of his. It's like it was made for naked ladies to dance too. (And If I'm correct,I think Super Sexy Swingin' Sounds was made for presicely that reason.)

Apoptygma Berzerk's Love Never Dies starts off dramatic, and has a good beat to dance to.

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The Hokey Pokey.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i know this may be a bit too pop for you but hows about yummy by gwen steffani? it's got this funky mechanical looney tunes industrial piece at the end. badass! i used i t add music to a dvd i burnt of photos of models for clothing andposing references for my comic book and now im all confused wether i should watch it for reference or for it being sexy

kid rock - american badass
haha i know it's a stupid song
gets my shit workin though:D