What's your least favorite compliment in the WORLD!?

What's your least favorite compliment in the WORLD!? You know, those thing people say that just make you grind your teeth and bite your tongue....

I hate this one- you're too pretty to be gothic. Now what the F&#%*(%&@ does that mean!??? Like I am wasting my life merely because of how I choose to look on the outside? I wonder what advantage I would have if I decided to look normal. Then perhaps normal folks could say 'why you are a delightful looking lady' and I could be oh so happy. So happy, in fact, I probably wouldn't have sleeping problems anymore, and definitely not struggle with depression. Perhaps these are the rewards I would reap if only I could accept that I am too pretty to be gothic :-)

Have any of you guys heard that one before, or something similar? Perhaps 'you're too smart to____________' or 'you come from too good of a family to ___________". Such fill in the blank ""compliments"" such as these are insults in disguise!

So I guess that's my answer to, er, my own question.

I hate compliments that are really insults disguised as compliments!




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Well, I have to admit, I do want to execute an actual oil painting of you as you are. Not naked or with Gothy clothes, but just.... Scar.

Not so much the compliment, well I guess it kind of is: "You're too pretty to have tattoos" etc etc etc. WTF? I didn't realise that you had to be ugly to get them...

In highschool, I got "You know, if you wore less dark makeup, I bet you would be really pretty" a lot

I don't get compliments, never have.

Me neither. Mostly insults that I take as compliments.

Oh sweet Jesus BikerPunk! Now I need some vegetarian food and a god damn drink!

"youd be really smart if you let yourself"

yes. yes, youre right. starting tomorrow ill stop periodically removing more of my brain. truly you have made me see the light.

also is the variant, you could be very handsome if you let yourself. i dress and look how im comfortable, not how you want me too.

My favorite is "Wow, that's really good for you..." or "that's an interesting haircut..."

I think the best way to deal with that shit is to throw it back in their face with something like "I normally don't like baby-boomers, but your okay..." or "That shirt helps make you look a lot thinner..."

There is one that girls love to drop on single guys, especially girls who are unavailable or uninterested in the guy.

"You'd be a really great guy for some girl."

If you are not that girl (or guy or whatever) don't offer this compliment to a guy. It really is just a kick in the junk. It may seem like a compliment, but if you are not interested in the guy it comes out a bit like, "some girl out there must have worse taste in men than me!"

I assume this would be true if a guy did it to a girl, a girl to a girl or a guy to a guy as well.

"you're so pretty when you smile, you should do it more often" So I'm ugly when I don't smile?

~K

What annoys me is when people ask "You've been married for soooo long now, when are you having kids?" Like I need kids in my life!!!
I have great pleasure in telling them that we can't have them (Wife has an implant, I've had the snip and we use protection) People always seem to shut up sharpish when you say that, as if they've just realised they've offended you! :D

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Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey

"youd be really smart if you let yourself"

yes. yes, youre right. starting tomorrow ill stop periodically removing more of my brain. truly you have made me see the light.

also is the variant, you could be very handsome if you let yourself. i dress and look how im comfortable, not how you want me too.

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aka You have a lot of potential aka you are an idiot

I get a lot of compliments on the tattoos which are annoying, often with the person lifting up my shirt or grabbing my arms to tell me I have mutilated my beautiful body. Uh, I didn't ask what you think & what makes you think you can go touching me, lifting up my clothes and moving me around without asking? Seriously rude.

However, once in high school a friend of mine & I were at an event & were swearing like truckers at everything. This guy was with his kids & tried to make us stop. He wouldn't really address me at all but my friend was a gorgeous blond girl, he kept telling her she was such a pretty girl & shouldn't talk like "that." Apparently I could have as I wasn't pretty. He kept repeating it until he just got up & left. Don't try to be bossy & hiding it with stupid compliments.

Compliment on my tattoos..... "Wow well I guess that is a nice tattoo if you don't need a 'real' job."


My mom's reply to my bangs 2 years ago "Your forehead is to pretty to cover it up."


Co worker today in reply to my weightless over this year "Can I have your old clothes since you don't need them any more?"

...Big girls can be pretty too...

"You look a lot healthier now you've put a bit of weight on!" Like I was Skelator beforehand.

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Originally Posted by Wickedanima

...Big girls can be pretty too...

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I have always thought bigger girls are pretty.:rryumy:

You are too good to be true :)

I both like and dislike this coment. Dislike because I don't like idolizing and like because it feeds my ego.

I still haven't fully deatached my self from some social complexes like materialism and egoism but I feel I'm on a good way :)

You're too pretty, smart, or honest to be a stripper.... actually I'm so smart and honest and pretty that i will count the hundreds you gave me as i laugh on my way to the bank, buddy.......

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Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer

I have always thought bigger girls are pretty.:rryumy:

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Heehee. There are the RARE times when that is a compliment. Most of the time, it really isn't.

I also love the "Your style is so... UNIQUE! " Or the one I used to get all the time from performances "I admire your bravery up there..." [read, Damn! You sucked but it didn't seem to bother you! Lol.]

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Originally Posted by Cafe_Post_Mortem

There is one that girls love to drop on single guys, especially girls who are unavailable or uninterested in the guy.

"You'd be a really great guy for some girl."

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Translation from girlspeak: BUT NOT ME. DO NOT ASK ME OUT. BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO.

THIS IS A SUBTLE HINT, PLEASE PICK UP ON IT.

My boyfriend told me a few weeks ago
"Your skin is really beautiful and I wish I could have been with you before you got those scars " and as in scars he means tattoos...

"You look so stunning in pictures." "You photograph so well, i'm suprised." Apparently in person i'm not as pretty as my pictures lead ppl to believe.

~K