How will get acquainted with the girl?

I am not able gets acquainted with girls. Give please advice

Date men.

or animals

I love you, sicky. Why are you so far away?

i suppose one or both of my slovenian parents were horny and shit happened:/

I see.....

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Originally Posted by Lubimm

I am not able gets acquainted with girls. Give please advice

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Either masturbate frequently, or find some sort of religious or political mania that will suck up your time and energies, so you won't be thinking about women so damned much.

Actually, forget the latter. Just stick to masturbating frequently, and that should leave you somewhat happier, and the world a much happier place.

its true! masturbation makes your penis bigger, albiet temporarily, and big penii impress the leddies! use your newfound powers for evil! and, i guess, for getting laid.