australia

hello all,
here i am a new member, all the way from australia,
i work part time in a porn shop,
im a professional pervert who makes a zine called "dildos not bombs" which has been described as the politix of fuck.
i am currently trying to get my work diary online or published to expose what we pornshop workers really think of the customers (and our bosses).
i collect old sexual health and advice books.
i, like most australians, think the crocodile hunter is a knobhead.
i have also been ordained at the ULC website, so officially i am Reverend GReBO.

and my advice to you all is:
try everything twice, the first time to see if you like it, the second to find out why others like it.

hello... and BAH!

you have it wrong, its the new zealanders that like sheep, they have more of them than people over there. australia is the land of deadly animals, (redback & funnelweb spiders, crocs, dingos, poisoness snakes, scorpions, and thats just in the suburbs) we wouldnt dare fuck 'em, cos its probably hurt real bad and then we'd die.

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Originally Posted by grebo

you have it wrong, its the new zealanders that like sheep, they have more of them than people over there. australia is the land of deadly animals, (redback & funnelweb spiders, crocs, dingos, poisoness snakes, scorpions, and thats just in the suburbs) we wouldnt dare fuck 'em, cos its probably hurt real bad and then we'd die.

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:1orglaugh :eeek: :thumb:

bah more of to the reverand.... unless you preaching about satan ;)

Welcome... you should be able to start some interesting threads

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Originally Posted by Gothickitty

Welcome... you should be able to start some interesting threads

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a fucking rat can start a "interesting thread" isnt not that hard

GreetingZ and welcome.

ahoy therrrr welcome aboard i had an australian chap working with me once we lost the poor fool to a leviathan :( harrr

satan is sooooooo boring, almost as boring as god.

Arrr did you say a leviathan..it wasn't the one from latvia ARRRRRGGG he was classed as a firstmate?

Greetings and Welcome. I'm K, Resident Know-It-All, and now I know you, too.
K

*waves hello*



~Histrionica~

Glad to hear I'm not the only Aussie here...

[culture cringe]Steve Irwin[/culture cringe] :D

I have some spooky friends down there. I'd really like to do the tourist thing and visit someday.

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Originally Posted by ForrestBlack

I have some spooky friends down there. I'd really like to do the tourist thing and visit someday.

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You should - most of the major cities have a decent underground scene - although the metal culture has kind of consumed the goth culture - I guess it all goes in cycles...

hell 0 i too am from australia

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Originally Posted by Thurbane316

You should - most of the major cities have a decent underground scene - although the metal culture has kind of consumed the goth culture - I guess it all goes in cycles...

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yeah, I'm not a purist. I just like cool people. It does sound like fun.

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Originally Posted by ForrestBlack

I'd really like to do the tourist thing and visit someday.

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i agree. when my husband gets out of the military we may have our honeymoon there... or germany, or egypt. we haven't really desided yet... there's even the possiblity of just landing someplace in europe and being homeless for a while. we think you tend to see more that way.

...........greetings