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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore, and I'd
have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up,
and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She
said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
This joke reminds me of Helcyon and BP!!!
Dont ask why and dont hate me!!! I have no idea why...
it took me till your second post to realize this was an a joke and not an anecdote, and I was confused.
HAHAHA!!! that makes it even better...
Guy comes home and sees his wife rubbing a jar of some kind of specialised cream on her breasts.
He picks up the jar and checks the price and says "holy fuck! $299.99 for moisturizer?"
She says "No, a friend told me she read about it being discussed on Oprah's TV show. It's really supposed to work to make your breasts grow."
He notices the two empties in the trash, realises why their mortgage cheque bounced, and grinds his teeth.
"$900 and absolutely no difference whatsoever?"
"That's not true! They look fuller!"
"To somebody with a micrometer, maybe!"
"You do want me to have bigger breasts don't you?"
He's like "why don't you try using toilet paper?"
"Why?"
"Well you've been rubbing your ass against it for years, and look at the size of THAT!"
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha