:1poke: :the_finge
A woman goes into a lawyer's office & says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and people have sued McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes that's true".
The woman says, "Well I'm interested in suing too".
The lawyer says, "OK, McDonalds or the tobacco companies?"
The woman says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
