If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

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Originally Posted by Jax

Voltaire Blue was arrested after giving a lap dance to a patron and then stabbing him in the neck with her stiletto after he tried to grab her ass.

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god that's so true. don't think I'd get arrested though. maybe fired at the most, lol.

the possibilities are endless ....tax evasion... crimes against humanity...

^ Caught trying to exhume the body of Ronald Reagan in hopes of re-animating him and bringing back the proud Republican days of yore.

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

god that's so true. don't think I'd get arrested though. maybe fired at the most, lol.

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I wish I had the nerve to actually do it when I was dancing. Man, some guys are just assholes. I was there as entertainment, not a fucking grope toy. The closest I came was throwing a chair at a guy who kept trying to push me down and rub his hard on on me. Ugh, fucking gross.

what state was this in, jax?

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Originally Posted by Jax

I wish I had the nerve to actually do it when I was dancing. Man, some guys are just assholes. I was there as entertainment, not a fucking grope toy. The closest I came was throwing a chair at a guy who kept trying to push me down and rub his hard on on me. Ugh, fucking gross.

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God, I swear, I have always had so much respect for dancers. I don't know how you guys do it? You're strippers...Not prostitutes. Well...Some strippers are both, BUT until that moment of realization that a dancer might be up for more, where do people get off thinking that they can do as they please to dancers when the cover charge is free or like $10.00? Fuckin' stupid.

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

what state was this in, jax?

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This was in Arizona. When I was dancing at an all nude venue.

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Originally Posted by Jax

This was in Arizona. When I was dancing at an all nude venue.

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ick. I've never worked there, but I belong to another forum(yes, I do cheat on bb) and everyone bitches about AZ. I'm glad I never woked there. sorry you had to.

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Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones

God, I swear, I have always had so much respect for dancers. I don't know how you guys do it? You're strippers...Not prostitutes. Well...Some strippers are both, BUT until that moment of realization that a dancer might be up for more, where do people get off thinking that they can do as they please to dancers when the cover charge is free or like $10.00? Fuckin' stupid.

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now you know why I have either back-handed or flat out punched so many (ok, only like seven in my whole career; eight if you count the one that paid me to) guys at work. strip clubs and alcohol in combination seem to bring out the worst in some guys.

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

now you know why I have either back-handed or flat out punched so many (ok, only like seven in my whole career; eight if you count the one that paid me to) guys at work. strip clubs and alcohol in combination seem to bring out the worst in some guys.

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Oh, I know....And I think you were in the right every time. Isn't that what bouncers are for, though? Where the fuck were those dudes?

believe it or not a lot of clubs bouncers only stand around doing nothing and still expect a tip. they're useless. besides, I make it a point to establish my reputation as a no nonsense girl fist thing when I move to a new club or town.

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Originally Posted by Amelia G

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Do this for me and then the next person to post says what they think the last person would have been arrested for :)

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You were arrested for artcrime - for taking such fantastic and beautiful photos. This might be a crime one day.

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

believe it or not a lot of clubs bouncers only stand around doing nothing and still expect a tip. they're useless. besides, I make it a point to establish my reputation as a no nonsense girl fist thing when I move to a new club or town.

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When I go to a club I take a bag of bananas - to give to the bouncers.

Midget Trafficking

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

ick. I've never worked there, but I belong to another forum(yes, I do cheat on bb) and everyone bitches about AZ. I'm glad I never woked there. sorry you had to.

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I wouldnt ever recommend working there. Plus, many many clubs are very anti-tattoo. Which is stupid, cause I made good money because of my tats at the three places that gave me a shot anyways. They all made me wear a wig cause I had a mohawk, so Id "accidentally" let it slip off to get better tips, haha. But yeah, dancing in AZ...never again.

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

Midget Trafficking

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You know BC, in Venezuela they have midget mills. 2 for 1 specials all the time. You should take a trip and pick up yourself a half a dozen. One for almost everyday of the week.

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Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones

^ Caught trying to exhume the body of Ronald Reagan in hopes of re-animating him and bringing back the proud Republican days of yore.

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See, not to be a total prick or anything....

...but the only VALID reason for bringing ol' Ronnie back from the grave is so I could fucking kill him....and then do it all over again.

Seriously if you charged $5 a go you'd never run out of takers.