Have you ever thrown up from drinking too much?

Have you ever gotten drunk, let random guys with cameras take photos of you and your friend making out? And then decided to run around a convention in your underwear, still letting people take your photo? Then enter a wet tshirt contest and win? Then throw up the next day?
Nah.
Ever drank so much sake before it was hibachi time that you passed out in the Japanese resturant bathroom? And while your passed out, your friends are taking pictures of you to later post on the internet? Then you wake up the next day in your friends bed, coocooned in a sheet, covered in vomit, with a black eye from falling down in your previous nights drunkeness?
Me neither.
Ever get kicked out of a club with your best friend (who used to manage that club before it got bought by new owners) because you and your friend were throwing up together into a garbage can while sitting on the main stage? And because when the new manager tried to kick you both out your friend flipped him the bird and told him " fuck you, you cant kick us out of MY club".
Ok... that was me and my friend Howie at the former Chamber.

does Scar tell fibs when she's drunk?

Kellie, you wanna have a drink together sometine??

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Originally Posted by Scar

nope never.
I don't drink.
or have sex.
especially not with girls, nope.
That is one thing I never do. Get drunk and have sex with girls.....

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:1orglaugh Ha, ha, you just reminded me I need to email you. Sending now...

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Originally Posted by Scar

Kellie, you wanna have a drink together sometine??

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I have pictures of us drinking together at Buckle! Did Bill email you the boobs one?
Were gonna drink in Amsterdam next month!!

Yeah Amsterdam here we some!!!!!
Oh god, I had already forgot how great that's gonna be!

Hmm... as a former career alcoholic, I probably have
but the thing is remembering it.

I DO know of once or twice.. once being in handcuffs in the
back of a squad car and not one with the Lexan barrier,
it was after failing a roadside PBT with a reading of 2.8, luckily not
admissible in court.

But after a warning to the officers that after 4 full pitchers of tequila
sunrises, a fifth of Jag, two fifths of Jack, about 12g of some wicked
black Cambodian 'shrooms and whatever else I had in the first couple of hours
at the party... it all came up and THROUGH the mesh cage into the front
seat of the cruiser.

There is nothing more sobering than the windows down and two very pissed
off state troopers, covered and stewing in massive amounts of an evenings stomach
contents... not to mention it was the middle of winter and it was a
long, LONG ride into the Wayne Co. Jail, that was after they tried to pass me
off onto some city cops and Detroit cops are a bit smarter than that.

But all in all, by time I was booked and given my standard tests, I passed
with a .09... being under the limit, I did my 12 hour drunk tank and went home.
Although having to go back to court six months later for impaired, those were
THE most pissed off cops I've ever seen especially when I paid $600 and walked
out of the courthouse and across the street to the bar.

oh man, that story's classic Hempknight :1orglaugh