knows that said remedy is useful for curing all manner of ailments, including (but not limited to) tennis elbow, male pattern baldness and even liver spots.
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knows that said remedy is useful for curing all manner of ailments, including (but not limited to) tennis elbow, male pattern baldness and even liver spots.
^ Will sell it to you for the low-low price of just 3 easy installments of 199.99 (+$4,000.00 shipping and handling) and if you order today... He will double your order, and give you a years supplie of talcom powder, Three Nekkid midgets (that don't do windows), A swimming pool that is filled with bread pudding and leeches, and 15 goats.
*Side-effects may include but not limited too, irritable bowel movements, Anal seepage, bloody noses, OCD, Flying Flan, Exploding Heads, ESPN, ESPN2, and many others
** Offer not valid if for those not betweeen the ages of 18 and 19.. Will not ship inside the US or Outside.
^is looking forward to previously mentioned side-effects. (except the ESPN2)
^is deathly affraid of ESPN2
^ Only says that to get the chicks
^ knows that the chicks only like ESPN, but always manages to talk them into "trying" a little ESPN2
^wants to try ESPN2
^ Really wants to try QVC and MTV2
^ Will always love VH1 and CNN. And has only tried PCP 71 times in college.
^ lost count during sophmore year, however
^But then regained count in Grad-school
^ demanded a recount of the regained count.
^ was suprisingly found to be the winner at the end of the recount...although, was unaware there was even a competition taking place
organised a party to celebrate the competition's outcome...served lots of bacon...
^never passes up a party serving bacon.
SOOOO wants my sexy body.
^is SOOOOOO right
^^Has a patent for midget repelent and sells exclusivly to the Department of Defence^^
^Will neither comfirm nor deny that he got his information during the exchange of a 7' blonde for 15 cases of twinkies
^ Thinks the transaction of a 7' blonde for 15 cases of twinkies is a pretty good deal
has cornered the market on moe howard comemorative porceline busts
^ just wanted to be able to use the word "bust" in a post
^ditto
^just glad to be part of a bust discussion
^attempting to streach out said "bust discussion" to allow us to acheave the beating of a dead horse.
is about to be busted for beating off a dead horse
called the cops and alerted them to the dead horse beating....and took a fuck load of pictures of him being carted away
^ posted the photos to a animals fetish website
^ is masturbating to said photos as we speak.
Generously supplied the lubricant for the previously mentioned masturbation session.
^ Jealous he was not able to attend previously mentioned animal fetish circle jerk
is wondering what happened to the bust?
is refering to the person above own post
^ thought about refering busts to midgets, but then decided to post here instead
^ always provides me with crucial midget imagery just when I'm about to forget
^...about to forget last night with the midget.
has really good taste in music
^ is trying to steer us away from the topic of busts and midgets...but has just failed...moohooohaaa... *trails off into maniacal laughter*
^ laughs manically over midgets and busts
has an unhealthy Gilligans Island fetish....