^LOVES the leftovers in the pool after noodle wrestlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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^LOVES the leftovers in the pool after noodle wrestlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
^ likes to get her jollys from snuggling up to the hot tub jets.
doesnt wear clown makeup
^does wear clown makeup
^Likes her men wearing clown makeup
^pulled a Virgil and lead this thread safely out of the underworld so that we could keep it going :thumb:
went to the underworld for bruch 10 min ago
^is making a special trip there to pick up some of the underworld's famous devil's food cake...they now have take out. :thumb:
^wishes he had a boy and a tiger of his own
^Wants to be put in a vinyl skirt.
^currently sporting only a pair of G-Unit sneakers and fifty pounds of bling
^Idolizes the Great Milenko
^ plays pachinko with Midgets at the local gas and go...
^ fast hands
^*slaps Bondage clown down* But not fast enough
Dated a lezbian midget for over a year, sex was interesting?!
^got kicked out of school at a young age, becasue all he saw were malformed nipples (but they were really a travelling Safe-Sex midget troupe), and didn't know what to do with them
Has the annoying habit of using disclaimers after his posts
(if you know what I mean)
^doesnt feel the need to use disclaimers after HIS posts, and knows what i mean ;)
^ Really doesn't know the meaning, but enjoys the intrigue
^Is compiling all of Marcus' disclaimers into a bizzare movie script.
^seems like he just phoned that one in
-Spaceman Spiff (look I can do it too...OK its not as clever when I do it...fine...you win, make your precious disclaimers and entertain us all) :thumb:
^is currently working on a hybrid race of robot-zombies for his army of the "undead-but-ever-so-shiny"
^once had a hybrid of a corned beef sandwich and a monkey,
he named it King Ruben.
^ failed history so bad that the teacher not only made him repeat it, but had him relive it - Bondage Clown (Time traveling midgets will do anything for a peice of history... 1 trillion points to whomever guess the movie)
^recently wrote an apology letter to Lil' John for overusing Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!! and Whhhhaaattttt!!!
(BC ~ Is the movie Time Bandits?)
^is nearly done building his army, and once he is officially inducted into the evil genius hall of fame, plans to date a (fetish) supermodel......
....and her sister
^ Unfortuanetely, because the evil plans were known... It was foiled... now is a short-order cook in Alice's Restaurant
(Spaceman Spiff --- You RULE.... with midgets by your side.. :) ) BC
^is going to help me build a secret second army using "shovels and rakes and implements of destruction"...oh yeah, and midgets. :thumb:
(One trillion points...*raises arms in celebration of victory*...*looks around, then cabbage-patches for a moment*)
^wondered around his secret-army base for the ticket counter to redeem his points, and found out that all he could get was a golf-pencil chewed on by a midget...
(Don't forget the Duct Tape, Baleen Wire, and chewing gum... Gotta Mcgyver it right you know.)