^Is so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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^Is so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet.
^chases him around in the shower to make sure he dosen't miss any spots
^Is the the shower... that is how he knows... but on a side note, one would wonder who picks up the soap after it is dropped?
^first to volunter to pick it up
does not go to coven 13 anymore ??
sorry guys fucked up tired ooops mike 9must have been on wrong page )not with it today here we go but it slips through his white fingers
^ One day wil realize that some disclaimer are not meant to be spoken...
^has sadly become one of the voices in my head, but is no match for the pervious inhabitants...who will no doubt tear him to shreads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus Ravenheart
^through it all, still to this day..remains "spiffy"
^ needs a hug some love and a BEER
^Wants a hug, some love, and Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.
^ Actually he want Jack to hug him, and spread some Spanish fly in all the right spots
mmm.....Jack^ needs to check his fly, then give me a special hug
^Is very lonely or horny.
^is the owner of every copy of the book "Self-Denial; How To Guide: To Hide Things From Yourself" Written By Dr. Midge Hette
(I know it was low.. but you gotta admit.. it was clever)
Would drop dead from sorrow if his "( ) " keys were not working.
is not lonley^ needs a Hug from BC, or a coffin for when dose drop dead
^ of course the keys would be be broken, and then would start typing in L33t and then all would be lost...
BC
Of course midgets could see through the l33t ,and still be kewl
Dose hug random people, how'd you know?^ has a fetish for midgits?!
^ sticks you full of holes w/ thorny hugs. watch out. (last time i bus it through SC... freakshows)
^^^Rides bicycles Without the seats...
^once had a bad experience with a seatless bike, now he promotes a new line of them with optional attachments.
^but has forgot to put the options into the warranty, and the optional attachments keep breaking.. perpetulating the capitalist movement so well, that he was nominated for "Marketeer of the Year" by all the millionaire midgets of the world.
^found himself knocked down on labour day by a banner carried by two midgets in a procession directed towards the building recognised as the main headquarters of the all too powerful corporate midget lobby
I now have the urge to call my midget ex-girlfriend
^ helped BC in the Nash Metropolitan and drove him to MA (Midgets-anonymous)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eating Jacket
(skipping the notch in the thread... ) :thumb:
^ professed his undying love of midgets to a room full of alcoholics before realizing he was in the wrong auditorium. got a beer bottle thrown at him. (it was sneaked in).
Decided that pudding would be an adequete medium for psychic thought projection....
^has been known to lay pudding when times were tough