*does a Baby come out now dance* (good thing oyu can't see me.. the kid would be so scared he would never come out, OH crap.. my girl just ran away from me)
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*does a Baby come out now dance* (good thing oyu can't see me.. the kid would be so scared he would never come out, OH crap.. my girl just ran away from me)
hahaa way to go man... :P heh but not yet i still have like 3 weeks left for him to incubate in there... as much as i want him out! NOW!!! haha... grr.
maybe he will be like Kaden, he was over a month early and still weighed 8 pounds and was totally ready to come out...Quote:
Originally Posted by mmmcherry
I woke up crying that I couldnt handle it anymore and then he just..came out lol
hah omg... yeah... thats one thing that i really dont want, is a super freaking long labor... screw that. but i saw a word last night, (that i dont remember haha) but it meant "labor under 3 hours" heh.. thats the one i want! please!?? pretty please!!
Cuuuute belly.
hehee i knew youd like that :D
You knows it. :d
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Originally Posted by mmmcherry
So i guess I shouldn't tell oyu that my girl was in labor for 2 1/2 hours before Wyatt came into this world.
why would you tell me that?! haha youre so mean :P
2 1/2 hours is pretty good
my mom was in labour for 14 hrs with me. When the power finally came back on I slipped right out. According to the stories anyway....
K
my boss was in labor for over a week, then ended up doing a csection....but that wont happen to mmmcherry..promise
a fucking week... haha no screw that. as soon as jamie comes home from work with his phone im callin and booking a C section appointment haha...
thats just wrong.
from what I've heard hospital giving birth drugs are the best
hah oh yeah that shit they inject right into your spine... OUCH... hehe then so nice :D
definitely ordering up some of that shit.
they actually numb your back before they give you the spinal...at least they did with me, I didnt even feel it
ugh no way i could totaly imagine this huge needle going in... even if i HAD no nerve endings i would still be like OW OW OW OW OMG OW NEEDLE OW!!!
im such a fuckin wuss.
who the hell let me breed? hahaa!!!
I'm gonna blame Jamie for that.
My mother went to bed with an upest stomach while pregnant with me... Woke up at 9.30am in labour, I was born at 11.20. (The doctors in the hospital were hoping I would stay in a little longer, since I was what is called a "footling", I was born feet first. Most children are born head or bottom first, so I am a rare breed indeed. The dovtors wanted to get the student nurses around to witness my birth, but I was just too quick for them!)Quote:
Originally Posted by keiko
I've always been an awkward bastard, I was born that way!
hahaa aww but we love you :D:D
holy shit people... 10 days...
eep!
WOOT!!!! anyday now then,,, sweet good job New Mommy.. you can make it... Ihope Daddy is prepared for some fun.. wink,wink
finaly
well, very soon....finaly
im so excited for you hunny...although I really thought itd be a halloween baby..hrmmm
Oh good. I bet you just can't wait for those 10 days to be up so you can hug the bundle of joy.
K
hehehe just keep countin and your chin up!
ahhh i know i cant wait... want to get it over with... argh! hehe...
no halloween baby tho :( that would have been awesome. i would have taken him around the maternity ward in a costume trick or treating hahaha!!!
9 months are up today. Due date is Nov 12. It's hard to believe it's been so long already. I also can't believe she's been sick the entire time when one of her friends who is just 3 weeks behind her hasn't been sick even for a day.
haha yeah alisha.. what a bitch.
baby is gonna be late GRR!!!
of course he's going to be late. he's MY kid. oh and did I mention the young of my species are born full grown?
somebody smack him.
*wack!* there all smacked. Now go sex up your lady to induce labor!
K
At least the child won't be like off that film "It's Alive!" where the kids are the next evolutionary jump for humans and the first thing they do when they are born is use their claws to kill their parents and by the age of 2 they are able to breed!
are you dilated at all yet?
hah no... why would i be dialated if im not in labor yet? can that shit happen?? eep!
yeah BSD... hehee fuck that. thats scary.
yeah, it really does workQuote:
Originally Posted by keiko
yes, you can be dilated days before hand..
although if you want it out quick i have some pliers and some a staple gun if needed...
now the kids scared, it'l never want to come out now
i was dialated at 2 my entire pregnancy (thats why I was on bedrest) but then at 4-6 the last month