Recommend great Bad Movies

There is nothing better than finely aged video fromage. What is your favorite?
Mine is Rollerblade...
http://pics.livejournal.com/edmironiuk/pic/00091k9a.jpg
It has awe inspiring costumes and backgrounds (very Cafe Flesh)
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Breathtaking action courtesy of rollerskating knife fights.
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Soul shattering, fear inducing evil villains.
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Beautiful locations (it's the nightclub from Xanadu fer crissake!)
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Unbelievably real special effects.
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oh yeah and nekkid ladies, let's not forget the nekkid ladies.

There is a really cheesy B movie from the 70's (I think) called Bad Ronald. This high school kid pushes some girl off her bike cuz she was teasing him and she hits her head on a rock and dies. His family then hides him in a little room under the stairs so as to protect him from the law. Eventually though, they forget that he's there and move out of the house. A new family moves in....I won't spoil it.
I THINK this how that movie went down. IF this movies even exists. I seem to be the ONLY person who's ever seen it.
Hmmmm....I'm going googling, hold on....

Ok, it really happened. My memory is a little off, but ya, it's a really good bad movie:)

You are incredibly weird.

Know where I can watch it?

Love it or leave it baby!
I don't know where you could watch it. It was a made for TV movie in the 70's.

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Originally Posted by mystoo

There is a really cheesy B movie from the 70's (I think) called Bad Ronald. This high school kid pushes some girl off her bike cuz she was teasing him and she hits her head on a rock and dies. His family then hides him in a little room under the stairs so as to protect him from the law. Eventually though, they forget that he's there and move out of the house. A new family moves in....I won't spoil it.
I THINK this how that movie went down. IF this movies even exists. I seem to be the ONLY person who's ever seen it.
Hmmmm....I'm going googling, hold on....

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Sounds right up my alley. I'll have to check it out. Thanx :)

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Originally Posted by DoctorZ

You are incredibly weird.

Know where I can watch it?

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If you want to check out Rollerblade you can usually get a used copy on amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listi...3649947&sr=1-3

Eh, can't use amazon. And frankly, unless it's blueblood, I don't really trust online sites. ESPECIALLY sites like Amazon and eBay.

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Eh, can't use amazon. And frankly, unless it's blueblood, I don't really trust online sites. ESPECIALLY sites like Amazon and eBay.

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Bah:( Well if you do ever see a copy of it (or any of the sequels)for sale in a video store or yard sale, grab 'em up. The sequels can bring up to $200 used.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/b/bad-ronald.html

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http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/b/bad-ronald.html

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COOL!
I just checked amazon and there are two copies. One for $50 and the other for $100. YIPES! I'll have to see if I can find it with my tivo,

Most people who like movies don't link to bad reviews-oh right, the weirdness....

My suggestions will probably be alot of stuff you've already seen, but here's my unoriginal list of weird faves.

Meet the Feebles, Motel Hell, Azumi, Cabin Boy, Dead Alive, Transylvania 6-5000, Man Bites Dog, Strictly Ballroom, The Wasp Woman, Amazon Women from the Moon, Escape from New York, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, They Live, Cemetery Man, Forbidden Zone, The Sleepwalkers, Krull the Conqueror, The Last Dragon, Orgazmo, Brainstorm.

I just caught an awesome terrible flick the other day called Special dEaD, about a zombie invasion at a camp for retarded kids.

xanadu, or saturday night fever. I fucking love both of those. urban cowboy and roadhouse too.

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Originally Posted by Wickedanima

My suggestions will probably be alot of stuff you've already seen, but here's my unoriginal list of weird faves.

Meet the Feebles, Motel Hell, Azumi, Cabin Boy, Dead Alive, Transylvania 6-5000, Man Bites Dog, Strictly Ballroom, The Wasp Woman, Amazon Women from the Moon, Escape from New York, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, They Live, Cemetery Man, Forbidden Zone, The Sleepwalkers, Krull the Conqueror, The Last Dragon, Orgazmo, Brainstorm.

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You forgot Barbarella!

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Originally Posted by Ed Mironiuk

COOL!
I just checked amazon and there are two copies. One for $50 and the other for $100. YIPES! I'll have to see if I can find it with my tivo,

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ohhhh OUCH! $50????

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Troll
Feeders
Eegah
This Island Earth
Manos! The Hands of Fate!

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Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

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Mmmmm, gotta love that good ol' fashioned, down-home blasphemy!

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Originally Posted by mystoo

You forgot Barbarella!

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I have to omit movies I haven't seen in so long I only remember the posters and fabu hair! :D

Also, Xanadu is one of the best evar. :thumb:

Shocker
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http://images.spacepimping.com/image...t9tvcaphh4.jpg

Pink Flamingos.

Enough said.

die you zombie bastards
brain dead

Perry Farrell made a movie a while back, ok, a long while back, it's called The Gift. Anyone see it? It was...well, Perry Farrell:)

c.h.u.d.

I love all the ninja movies haha, the worse the better. Enter The Ninja was the best.

OEC

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xanadu, or saturday night fever. I fucking love both of those. urban cowboy and roadhouse too.

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Xanadu is classic. I have to watch that at least once every few months. I even found a website once that had listings of all the shot locations.

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c.h.u.d.

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Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. There is another movie from around that time with the same kinda feel called Breeders. Good stuff.

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Originally Posted by Bikerpunk

Pink Flamingos.

Enough said.

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divine eating dog poop at the end puts that flick right up there with citizen kane. Female Trouble is pretty darn good too with thw xmas chacha heels scene and divine being ***** by herself while wearing streakmarked undies.

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Shocker
http://i17.tinypic.com/53szmf6.jpg
http://images.spacepimping.com/image...t9tvcaphh4.jpg

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Uhhhh yeaaaaah, Horace muthaheffin' Pinker!

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I love all the ninja movies haha, the worse the better. Enter The Ninja was the best.

OEC

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I'm partial to The Last Dragon with Vanity.

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Originally Posted by Wickedanima

My suggestions will probably be alot of stuff you've already seen, but here's my unoriginal list of weird faves.

Meet the Feebles, Motel Hell, Azumi, Cabin Boy, Dead Alive, Transylvania 6-5000, Man Bites Dog, Strictly Ballroom, The Wasp Woman, Amazon Women from the Moon, Escape from New York, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, They Live, Cemetery Man, Forbidden Zone, The Sleepwalkers, Krull the Conqueror, The Last Dragon, Orgazmo, Brainstorm.

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Oh yes all of those are winners. In fact I just watched Motel Hell again a couple days ago. But my faves out of that bunch have to be the Forbidden Zone and Cabin Boy (hey, you wanna buy a monkey)

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

xanadu, or saturday night fever. I fucking love both of those. urban cowboy and roadhouse too.

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Ah hah! I found the location website...
http://www.geocities.com/xanaduprese...ations/sl.html

The Creeps...Midget Dracula, midget Wolfman, midget Mummy and midget Frankenstein...plus a few paira boobs.

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Originally Posted by Ed Mironiuk

Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. There is another movie from around that time with the same kinda feel called Breeders. Good stuff.

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You mean Chemical Hazard - for Urban Disposal!!!!!

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You mean Chemical Hazard - for Urban Disposal!!!!!

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actually we're both right...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.

We're getting close to spoilering the film....

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We're getting close to spoilering the film....

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John Goodman dies in the end.
OOPS!:eek:

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The Creeps...Midget Dracula, midget Wolfman, midget Mummy and midget Frankenstein...plus a few paira boobs.

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Gotta love Charles Band flix. Let's not forget the Puppet Master series and Demonic Toys.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102703/

Corey Haim, and kids in trench coats and roller blades.

Oh.

My.

God....

CHEESY as an armless homeless man's uncircumcised dick.