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Maybe I'm strange but sometimes I get such a kick out of the names I've been called both in jest and out of meanness. A short list of some of my favorites.
Miss Tits and attitude (Drag queens....that should say it all)
Runtzilla
Superdick
Bitchnuts
Cuntholemunch- (Gotta love drunks)
Queermo (Thank Miss Hotpants for that one0
Mcbitchface
Slutty McNasty
Those are just a few of my favorites. anybody else got some?
Dang, nothing nearly as creative as you! Lol.
Taffy Toes
Bitch
cunt
slut
psycho
The people that hate me have a childs mentality;p
Walking around outside with friends I hear "FUCKING FAG!" as I walk past... I just laughed when I heard it.
i got:
sausage
pickle
soda
soda pop
daisy
whore
herpies queen
bitch
(i think any girls been called a bitch at one point in time)
mine aren't very creative either, i couldn't explain the food though?
Jax I love the taffy toes one. I think I'd adopt that as my new personal nickname.
When are people going to come up with something more creative than fag for boys? It's really getting boring.
Pelelaka the soda pop one is cute. I like that one.
I'm beginning to think my friends and the people who've called me names are maybe stranger than average. But then again I do prize a creative insult especially when offered by a friend.
me and my best friend used to come up with names for each other. mine was "nigga night fighter jungle bunny ape man coon."
vanilla garilla
i used to get called pointdexter by some football playing friends of mine
its not a list its a phraseQuote:
Originally Posted by LrdSatanas
Some friends call me Pinpón. It's a doll from a child's song that goes something like this...
"Pinpon is a doll
He's very handsome and made out of cardboard
He washes his face
With water and soap..."
Nonsense? I know. These people are kooky. Kooky, I tell you.
... or are they?
Too many to remember
Fag
Sketch
Jack (Suburbia)
Jackle
Spader (smooth drunk, look nothing like the guy)
Jag
A few others I shouldn't mention.
:D
pretty lame,
Stupid Person
Liar
Know-it-all
white-bread straight-edge
(I love the dicotomy between the two groups)
the only one I actually liked though was having some professors refer to me as "Mister Z"
Well in Japan I'm known as: Super Fantastic Happy Glow Penis Big Man Man!
It's kinda cool...I'm mobbed like The Beatles.
hrmmm, lets see :
The struck match
Bones brigade.
Slinky
Stickman
at least these the original ones... I love em all, and I now have a bones brigade t-shirt...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Super Fantastic Happy Glow Penis Big Man Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well...
Lasagna (a mockery of my first name)
Patchy (a mockery of my last name)
Poofball-head (I had a frizz problem in early high-school)
and of course the typical insults a nerd such as myself would typically recieve including many references to how horrible it was that I was intelligent as well as common swear words like cunt and bitch.
butt
Anti Hair Restorer
Bastard
Oh my ghod he's coming this way
Sir, yes Sir.
Well my fiance came up with Taffy Toes, he has a foot fetish;p So that one isnt bad to me;]Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudemuse
That's really sweet :rryumy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jax
If that's coupled with 'nice' it ain't so bad (being an ass man myself ...).Quote:
Originally Posted by laurasbeenbad
I think so too;] Im going to do a set of him worshipping my feet;pQuote:
Originally Posted by ForrestBlack
i been called every thing under the sun but i dont care
Names:
Mik/Mikolas (mockery on first name)
Heidi (Last name is pronounced the same, though not spelled that way)
Gothic Bitch (yelled after I passed them in school ... never said it within arms reach)
Jolly Green Fuckwit
Venom
Sultry Vixen
Then, typical shit like bitch, cunt, etc.
I've been called alot of shit in my day. Like DIablo (Mockery of my first name, and I'm evil) muahahahaha >:} Or Chewy, one of those parental given nicknames that pretty much ruin your whole social life...lol
But I truly believe no matter what name you're called throughout life nothing can be worse then being called someone elses name in bed...LOLOL :1orglaugh
That would suck to be called someone else in the sack. Talk about ruining the moment.
I've gotten:
Ignorant Slut
BitchTitties
Squeaker
or SqueakZor
Fluffer Nutter (a sandwich made from peanut butter and Marshmellow Fluff)
La La (as in Lala Land home of the day dreamers)
Kid
Princess
and Fluffy (I have no idea)
and as ever,
K
aunty and queeny
yes my friend was drunk and on the 2nd one half asleep and talking in her sleep while trying to search me out
i get the impression she wants me to go into drag
tut tut tut lol
marc saliva (instead of marc sullivan)
homo the clown (i went to school as homey the clown)
sam(initials backwards that became a nickname for quite a while)
sully of course... then when i got my screen name it became skully or skullivan.
Vampire kid ( at the library by the librarians)
Freak A leak ( at school by a girl who is a bigger freak)
Gothic Bitch (caty girls and guys)
little miss hoe ( by the classic overly gay guy of the school )
Hmmm, Ghosty because of my skin tone; and StayPufft because of my size back in high school - LOL
Casper: Because my skin
Sonne: Because my name
Kitty: Because my boyfriend think that I'm one
Piggy: Because sometimes a eat too mucho (but I'm not fat)
etc
Baby...I called you that out of love. I can't help it, sometimes I shout weird things during sex. *LOL*Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudemuse
Crotch Cricket.
Amazing how diligently imaginative you can get when you have nothing better to do?
well here goes :
toasty....(don't know what the fucks up with that,pothead..i quess.
burnt......(samn as above he even has a lil' hand single between them
burnout.....(damn those drugs)
that crazy fuckin' fuckin fuck..(hmmm well that was ok.
that crazy fuckin burnout kid
and the current Captain Henderson or Cap'n H
me & a friend saw that resident evil 2 crap & stayed around cuz there were playing killswitch engage in the end and saw Captain Henderson(my last name) on the credits & we both said SHIT at the samn time so thats it now....i've even signed letters and cheques Capn' H.hahhaha
When I was in school some friends called me Lunch Money (Cause I weighted 125 for years and school lunch was $1.25)
Also my first name is Patrick and being a "Drama Geek" in school I got stuck with Petruchio from "Taming of the Shrew"
has somebody ever actually called you another name in bed? or was that just a joke? i almost did it once but i stopped myself half way through the guy didn't really notice. i was still embarrised though because the name i used was my x boyfriends and i didn't really like the guy any more it was just a habbit connected to feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous
i forgot about the names jeanybeany and stick chick....
My FAVORITE was during one show, I heard a man say "You look like a WAX DUMMY!", in a southern accent.
Oh, tied for first place "Natzi Bitch!", I used to get that onstage a lot, but now that I actually whip people with a riding crop they don't bother to call me that because it would be too obvious.
In grade school they used to call me WHITEY and WHITE LEGS, because I am so pale.
I've been:
Albino
Punk bitch
Slut
Whore
Carebear (a play on first name)