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object of the game is simple. Type "Im So Fuckin Metal_____" and state the reason why. you must Out Metal the person before you, and winner is the last one standing.
Im So Fuckin Metal I Wear an Iron Codpiece.....made in NORWAY!:buttrock:
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I'm so metal that I used to bury my clothes... IN NORWAY... and then unearth them from the graveyard and wear them to shows. IN NORWAY
and after inhaling the stench of a decomposing bird..... IN NORWAY.... I would scream hymns to Satan.....
And then I tried SLASHING MY WRISTS, IN NORWAY.... that wasn't metal enough I BLEW MY OWN HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN SO MY BANDMATES COULD EAT MY BRAINS.
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Bikerpunk wins
this aint over yet
Im So FuCKIN METAL I bathe in the blood of nuns to start my day. Then For Breakfast I feast on leftover bikerpunk brains wich were cooked in a METAL pot. after that I go burn some churches with people INSIDE!!!!!!!, and thats not even lunch time yet :buttrock:
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Hey! Where did the picture go!?
did you use the [img] [ /img] tags?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
I'm so metal I jerk off by sticking my cock into a meat grinder... IN NORWAY!
I don't wear leather armbands covered with spikes - I NAILED THE SPIKES THROUGH MY ARMS SO THEY'RE ALWAYS SPIKED.
I pierced both my nipples - twice, with knitting needles.
I gargle with the hymenic blood of infant nuns in third world countries and the last time I felt religious the Satanic invocation sent plagues of locusts across four continents.
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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
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I do believe my ability to use img tags has been revoked. THAT is how metal I am!
im so fuckin metal that thor is my bitch. which is why he's thor ;)
im so fuckin metal that i wake up to find myself covered in magnets.
im fucking metal right now. it kinda hurts, but its a fine line and all that...
im so fuckin metal that i have the entire nickelback discography, including all the stuff they never released.
im so fuckin metal that i pee black stuff. my metal friends say i should see a doctor, but they just dont understand.
oh, right, and, IN NORWAY.
I see what you did there. but jokes arent very metal.:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
Im So Fuckin Metal I Shit Iron Nuggets :buttrock:'
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i seem to be seeing a trend about norway hahaa... im kindof scared of norweigians now. i might pass one of the scary overly metal norweigians and they might rip out my earrings... ouch... thankfully nothing else i wanted was peirced haha! (think lower... much lower...)
heheee nickelback thinks theyre metal... nope!
im so fuckin metal that i, um... am... norway?
Im so fucking metal I dont give a fuck.
I'm so fucking metal they make me ride in the luggage department ON NORWEGIAN AIRLINES.
JT
im so fucking metal that i wont follow all you sheep and play your stupid fucking game. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GAME.
(do i win? :D)
hahaa toooo late you already played :P:P
i'm so fuckin' metal that i bench pressed ManOwaR.
buster: im so fuckin metal that i stole MOW's loincloths ;)
atomik: you may wear an iron codpiece, but i wear an SPIKED iron codpiece.
..........its very uncomfortable. if id thought about it beforehand id have gotten the spikes on the outside :(
cherry: ... damn. caught out again.
anyone reading: GODDAMN THERES A GIANT FUCKING MOTH ATTACKING MY COMPUTER SCREEN! SAVE ME! SAVE MEEE!!!!!!
i'm so fuckin' metal i fear no moth!!
pfft. true metallers recognise the moth as the harbinger of the dark lord, and those who do not cower before it with the proper respect will soon go to a place where no metal is ever played. for what else could hell be?
I'm so fucking metal that I start my day by drinking the blood of two infants that people sacrificed to me because they think im the fucking devil.
After a hearty meal of baby blood and virgin hymens I strap on 150 pounds of spikes which jut from from every part of my body. I equip flamthrowers on my back that shoot 20 foot flames into the air with every breathe then Pick up two crazy axe guitars, calling my black stage coach pulled by skeletal stallions from the abyss by playing a ripping 40 minute guitar thresh that shatters space and time allowing the coach to exist in this material plane of reality.
Then..I go read blueblood.
im so metal that i have buns of steel, iron abs and an aluminium penis (or aluminum for those of you in americaland).
on the topic, i know theres a lot of norwegian metal bands but why in particular does norway especially mean metal?
(ps im so metal i drink my morning cup of gods blood out of a mug so black it absorbs the very light from the universe, that was made by satan himself out of the skull of my ancient viking ancestor Bjorn the Mildly Psychopathic and stained black with the reeking souls of six hundred and sixty six of the foulest murderers known to mankind. it does make it taste a bit funny, but dammit metalness is worth it.)
im so metal that i give my lovers all get lead poisoning? :p:
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Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
because norway had trolls,vikings and other pagan shit :buttrock:Quote:
Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
Im SO Fuckin Metal my mom played Antrax on the stereo to put me to sleep as a baby
TROLLS!!! ahhhh!! hehe treasure trolls...
oops that wasnt very metal of me was it...
i'm so fuckin' metal i can MAKE treasure trolls metal!!!
In Soviet Russia, Metal fucks you!
so thats where fucking machines is...
brb (going to russia)
I'm so fucking metal, I shit titanium bricks on Norwegian metal heads. IN SWEDEN.
I'm so fucking metal, i pierced my testicles 4 times with a soldering iron.
~TQP
im so fuckin metal i pretended to be a soldering iron ;)
im so metal your tounge will stick to me when it gets cold outside :D
im so metal....i eat nuts for breakfast.
lol
im a nut! :p:
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Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
oh baby.
lol
Im so fucking metal I did Special Effects Makeup for King Diamond (also does it count If i opened a few shows for them too?)
http://www.thepin-up.com/diamond.jpg
i'm so fuckin' metal i refuse to let this thread die.... while i listen to NIB