Complaint letter to Virgin

I have to agree with the Daily Telegraph (something I never expected to say) - this is indeed the best ever complaint letter to an airline:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/tr...nt-letter.html

If you fly, you will want to take notes.

tldr: Waaah, airplane food sucks.

when I fly I get drunk while I waiting to board, sit down, have four gravols, make sure I've got a blanket and pillow and barf bag, pass out for about a while and wake up when it's time to land......................................I can't recall ever seeing food on a plane.........peanuts maybe

I might have some weird syndrom, but whenever I hear a turbine engine wind up and the aircraft starts moving, I'm out like a blown light. It's the reason I can't crew helicopters, I'd fall asleep before it got off the ground.

That's hilarious. I would like to point out that this is a flight from Mumbai to Heathrow, so anyone flying Virgin America or Virgin Atlantic probably won't see any food like that on there flight (which, in a weird way, I find disappointing).

A complaint letter to Virgin Airlines. I thought this was a totally different letter. :D

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Originally Posted by Nicotine

That's hilarious. I would like to point out that this is a flight from Mumbai to Heathrow, so anyone flying Virgin America or Virgin Atlantic probably won't see any food like that on there flight (which, in a weird way, I find disappointing).

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Oh, jesus christ, I meant "their".