True Vampyrs...we do exist

^ I lol'd hard. :D

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

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That's hot!

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

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I hope she's wearing a condom. You don't know where his ass has been.

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Originally Posted by BigBoy

Hello, so my first question is obvious: How do I become a vampyr? and secondly (and not so important) would it help me lose a few pounds?

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Answer to 1st question: you have to wait for them. There is no making your self a Vampyr believe me I've tried!

Answer to 2nd question (kinda its in there) Ok if you want to believe that Vampyrs are real then go ahead if you don't ok. Personally I don't know all I know is that the one thing I want is to be one. Honestly! Don't think it'll happen but its always good to have hope for something. Beliefs in your heart not in your mind. You watch things while you grow up and you brain either tells you that's what you want or it tells you that your just a dumb ass and that the shit you just saw is bull shit. I don't think they're real but I sure as hell hope they are. Kid you wanna loose a few pounds then do it don't rely on someone or something else there is nothing they or it can do its your choice. I was the same way. I was pushing 250 in 6th grade, that was some time ago and now I'm over 20 and I'm at 136. That's a huge change and its hard to do when you first start but it gets easier and if you have hope in something it gets a hell of a lot easier. My hope was that some day... I would become a Vampyr and I still hope. I also knew that I didn't want to be as big as I was if I ever got the chance to be one. Work on it and if you want I can help you get there just let me know.

As for everybody else fuck off! Let people believe in what they want you have no right to tare people down for believing in something you don't. You may think its stupid and just plain fuckin retarded but guess what! I bet you anything (and I mean FUCKIN ANYTHING!!!!!) some of the things you believe in, others are gonna think are just as stupid and plain fuckin retarded as you think believing in Vampyrs is. Everybody is different its called being an IN-DI-VID-U-AL!!!!!!!!!!!! Got it! So fuck off and get a life. You having an account on this web site proves how low you'll go just to make someone else feel the way you do everyday. Me I don't give a shit what people think but you obviously do and thats sad. I'm really not trying to come off as a bitch but I know I am and I'm sorry but what I've read from your guys' posts disgusts, and someone needed to say something so... think long and hard about how pathetic you have been and let the believers have there space to talk about things they like and you go find a space to talk about things you like. You have no reason to be here.
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Originally Posted by Believes'n'ur&lt

Answer to 1st question: you have to wait for them. There is no making your self a Vampyr believe me I've tried!

Answer to 2nd question (kinda its in there) Ok if you want to believe that Vampyrs are real then go ahead if you don't ok. Personally I don't know all I know is that the one thing I want is to be one. Honestly! Don't think it'll happen but its always good to have hope for something. Beliefs in your heart not in your mind. You watch things while you grow up and you brain either tells you that's what you want or it tells you that your just a dumb ass and that the shit you just saw is bull shit. I don't think they're real but I sure as hell hope they are. Kid you wanna loose a few pounds then do it don't rely on someone or something else there is nothing they or it can do its your choice. I was the same way. I was pushing 250 in 6th grade, that was some time ago and now I'm over 20 and I'm at 136. That's a huge change and its hard to do when you first start but it gets easier and if you have hope in something it gets a hell of a lot easier. My hope was that some day... I would become a Vampyr and I still hope. I also knew that I didn't want to be as big as I was if I ever got the chance to be one. Work on it and if you want I can help you get there just let me know.

As for everybody else fuck off! Let people believe in what they want you have no right to tare people down for believing in something you don't. You may think its stupid and just plain fuckin retarded but guess what! I bet you anything (and I mean FUCKIN ANYTHING!!!!!) some of the things you believe in, others are gonna think are just as stupid and plain fuckin retarded as you think believing in Vampyrs is. Everybody is different its called being an IN-DI-VID-U-AL!!!!!!!!!!!! Got it! So fuck off and get a life. You having an account on this web site proves how low you'll go just to make someone else feel the way you do everyday. Me I don't give a shit what people think but you obviously do and thats sad. I'm really not trying to come off as a bitch but I know I am and I'm sorry but what I've read from your guys' posts disgusts, and someone needed to say something so... think long and hard about how pathetic you have been and let the believers have there space to talk about things they like and you go find a space to talk about things you like. You have no reason to be here.
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Wow that took a lot of words to type out what you could have expressed by just sitting down in a wheel-chair and drooling on yourself.

Next time go for brevity. We're perceptive folks, we'll get your message.

spell check...

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Originally Posted by Believes'n'ur&lt

Answer to 1st question: you have to wait for them. There is no making your self a Vampyr believe me I've tried!

Answer to 2nd question (kinda its in there) Ok if you want to believe that Vampyrs are real then go ahead if you don't ok. Personally I don't know all I know is that the one thing I want is to be one. Honestly! Don't think it'll happen but its always good to have hope for something. Beliefs in your heart not in your mind. You watch things while you grow up and you brain either tells you that's what you want or it tells you that your just a dumb ass and that the shit you just saw is bull shit. I don't think they're real but I sure as hell hope they are. Kid you wanna loose a few pounds then do it don't rely on someone or something else there is nothing they or it can do its your choice. I was the same way. I was pushing 250 in 6th grade, that was some time ago and now I'm over 20 and I'm at 136. That's a huge change and its hard to do when you first start but it gets easier and if you have hope in something it gets a hell of a lot easier. My hope was that some day... I would become a Vampyr and I still hope. I also knew that I didn't want to be as big as I was if I ever got the chance to be one. Work on it and if you want I can help you get there just let me know.

As for everybody else fuck off! Let people believe in what they want you have no right to tare people down for believing in something you don't. You may think its stupid and just plain fuckin retarded but guess what! I bet you anything (and I mean FUCKIN ANYTHING!!!!!) some of the things you believe in, others are gonna think are just as stupid and plain fuckin retarded as you think believing in Vampyrs is. Everybody is different its called being an IN-DI-VID-U-AL!!!!!!!!!!!! Got it! So fuck off and get a life. You having an account on this web site proves how low you'll go just to make someone else feel the way you do everyday. Me I don't give a shit what people think but you obviously do and thats sad. I'm really not trying to come off as a bitch but I know I am and I'm sorry but what I've read from your guys' posts disgusts, and someone needed to say something so... think long and hard about how pathetic you have been and let the believers have there space to talk about things they like and you go find a space to talk about things you like. You have no reason to be here.
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Allah? Is that you?:eeek:

Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

So, no fatties need apply to be Vampyres? The internet will soon be filled with woe.

ALSO I though vampire's had to be born, not made. Like the whole, otherkin principal.

Iunno. Anne Rice vampires get made. Poppy Z. Brite vampires get born. I liked the latter better, so sure, let's go with that.

yes, but the real question is once you are a vampire, can you ever be turned back?

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Originally Posted by aXa

yes, but the real question is once you are a vampire, can you ever be turned back?

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In "Near Dark" it happened...So it has to be true!

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Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones

In "Near Dark" it happened...So it has to be true!

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Also in "The Lost Boys".

And in the Elder Scrolls games...

pwftt, those were just games, i mean real life. or at least the 'reality' that these blood drinkers live in. i'd really hate to become a vampire and THEN find out it was permanent.

Um, they DON'T exist

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Originally Posted by aXa

pwftt, those were just games, i mean real life. or at least the 'reality' that these blood drinkers live in. i'd really hate to become a vampire and THEN find out it was permanent.

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I think in happy special sparkleton there's no loosing to being a vampire and being unable to go back. I mean, you could Louis it up and spend all your unlife whining and getting attention and causing SO much drama as to make your life less boring when you aren't at the mall!

I wonder if this Vampire thing is like, some kind of equivalent to the "Dark Arts" in mine. There was always at least one of that kid, you know that one, who always took things too far? Almost too weird even for the weirdies? BACK in my day he/she was always some kind of... Occultist that would curse you, or shape shift. Oddly, never could SHOW you the shapeshifting.

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Originally Posted by Wickedanima

I wonder if this Vampire thing is like, some kind of equivalent to the "Dark Arts" in mine. There was always at least one of that kid, you know that one, who always took things too far? Almost too weird even for the weirdies? BACK in my day he/she was always some kind of... Occultist that would curse you, or shape shift. Oddly, never could SHOW you the shapeshifting.

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Well, obviously. For that it'd need to be a quarter past one on the third night of the waning moon, and they'd need their pointy quartz and athame.

Honestly, I played that kid before. The jocks in high school always insisted that I was a satanist, and never being one to plead innocent I doodled a pentagram in the guy's math book in blood and told him he'd stay a virgin for the rest of his life. Around here, occulty goth kids are fairly unknown, so they were actually halfway creeped out. Good times.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

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win.
this sums up everything i think about twilight.
i can't believe this thread still lives...

I can, the real trolls realized they could make the lulz for us if they kept showing up!

holy shit that comic by Scott Meyer is funny as hell!

Video of Buffy versus Edward :thumb:

That was awesomely done. The only thing I would've changed was the blue chroma so that the transitions back and forth weren't so jarring.

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Originally Posted by D.bibly

Wow , how do you really feel? lol.....

Teachers arent the only one whos underpaid , but they do get three months off every year , thats a pretty good benefit . Only bad part is its hot out when you have your time off..........

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which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

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Originally Posted by aXa

which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

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Rob, kill...And steal. Don't forget steal.

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Originally Posted by aXa

which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

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Sure you can. Every time you kill a guy, you strip his wallet. Or you use your glamor powers on one rich guy to make him write you out a million dollar check.

real vampires would smell really bad
if you lived off a liquid diet of blood your bowels would be pretty loose, imagine using the toilet after them, the stench would be disgusting
theyd also be really skinny from the liquid diet, not sexy skinny, more like severe anorexia skinny
shit smelling severely skinny vampires, not a good look
OMG, those junkies arent junkies, theyre vampires

ps
i am a werewolf

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Originally Posted by Raza

Well, obviously. For that it'd need to be a quarter past one on the third night of the waning moon, and they'd need their pointy quartz and athame.

Honestly, I played that kid before. The jocks in high school always insisted that I was a satanist, and never being one to plead innocent I doodled a pentagram in the guy's math book in blood and told him he'd stay a virgin for the rest of his life. Around here, occulty goth kids are fairly unknown, so they were actually halfway creeped out. Good times.

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Hmm...wonder if he's done the dirty yet.

is this a trick question?

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires. I was born vegetarian. I could never stand eating meat. I do not do oral sex. Nothing goes in or near my mouth that blood runs through. I love garlic and I wear a silver cross just because I like that, garlic and silver crosses. Count Dracula was not a Vampire. He was actually a Christain protecting Romania from the Catholics. This is actual fact.

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Originally Posted by World*in*my*Eyes

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires. I was born vegetarian. I could never stand eating meat. I do not do oral sex. Nothing goes in or near my mouth that blood runs through. I love garlic and I wear a silver cross just because I like that, garlic and silver crosses. Count Dracula was not a Vampire. He was actually a Christain protecting Romania from the Catholics. This is actual fact.

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If eating meat makes me a vampire, then you can call me fuckin' Lestat for all I care.

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Originally Posted by World*in*my*Eyes

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires.

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To me, all people who confuse the word "vampire" with the words "carnivore" or "omnivore" are stupid.

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mummies would be cool

not another mummy movie, please!

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Is this thread dead yet?

~K

"This is actual fact."