Where my tax money should go

I mean really instead of my taxes going to the popo trying to stop women from sleeping with men for money i think I should have it go to the fundamental questiions of life...like for instance...
1. What is the speed of dark?
2. What does chickenn taste like?
3. why are bears so damn cute?
4. can you masterbate a duck?
5. Who invented candyland?
6. Where is my vagina?
7. why is johnny depp and don( from mad mad house) so damn sexy?
8. where in the world is carmen san deigo
9. why don't we have more pirate ships
10. Where's the cream filling?

id move no 9 to the no 1 spot and have firefighters in the no 2 then police in no 3

1. What is the speed of dark?
It is the Opposite of Light. :1orglaugh

2. What does chickenn taste like?

People. :1orglaugh

3. why are bears so damn cute?
Mind Control Techniques used to lure you into a false sense of security, thus leaving picnic baskets vulnerable to perusing. :1orglaugh

4. can you masterbate a duck?
They did it with other types of birds, so probably.

5. Who invented candyland?
A person who hates dentists. :1orglaugh


7. why is johnny depp and don( from mad mad house) so damn sexy?

He learned the mind control techniques after spending many years with the Ancient Bear Masters in Gel-E-Stone.(JellyStone). :1orglaugh

8. where in the world is carmen san deigo
Look Behind You. :1orglaugh

9. why don't we have more pirate ships
We do, but they are underwater, or sailing somewhere.

you got served ( ive been waiting so long to use that phrase lol)

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

you got served ( ive been waiting so long to use that phrase lol)

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Was joking good naturedly, although any sarcasm there may have been was friendly. :thumb:
The serious answers were the answers without the orange smiley. :cool: :thumb: :D

we do need more pirate ships altho none can compete with mine

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

we do need more pirate ships altho none can compete with mine

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It would be awesome to have a Ship like this, although it is not exactly a Pirate Ship.:

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/b...mages/hero.jpg :thumb:

well i guess i have no more question's ...whicj makes me wonder what I still have left to live for...

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Originally Posted by bleedingaway

well i guess i have no more question's ...whicj makes me wonder what I still have left to live for...

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To think of more questions to ask. :thumb:

and to reproduce so your ofspring can ask questions

and to become an Eternal spirit, so that your children's children's children's children's uncle's children's dentist's room mate can ask questions as well!

Bwuahahhaahaha!