The World's Biggest Douchebag

My friend sent me this guys facebook and I sat back, chin in hand slightly horrified.

Heres some teasers:

About Me:
i am a
* Pacifist * Intellectual * Athlete * Ethical * Attractive * social butterfly *
Physically i am a superior Athlete at 6'4" 258 lbs who runs in the upper 4.8 - 5.0 40yrd
Mentally i am an established leader with a keen sense of common sense
Ethically i am a pacifist who believes "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"- Gahndi and "Before one embarks on a journey of revenge he must first dig two graves" -Confucius

some have called me a snob, but i simply keep only the best company
some say im conceded well that one i can't rebut
but most say im honest, loyal, and savvy
Favorite Books:
wat are books? lol
Perpetual Revolt - Jeff Nall
and a few socialism books
Interests:
Politics
Government
Music
Women

Joseph Sunshine Nall Shoot me, Spray me, Arrest me, I will Protest Murder
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Jinji Donato at 11:02pm March 18
How can you continue to protest after you've been shot, sprayed, and or arrested?.........oh that's right .....I forgot.......you're invincible! :)
Joseph Sunshine Nall at 5:26pm March 19
all of those afflictions are temporary i will recover and i will get outta jail, and when i recover my voice will be heard
Joseph Sunshine Nall is saving the world
Joseph Sunshine Nall i will change the world so you better assassinate
me now

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On my douchebag scale of just people I know...I'd give that guy a 3.
*yawn*

Ya know, if he had spelled words like conceited correctly, I might think that was cool.

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Originally Posted by Lady Alias

On my douchebag scale of just people I know...I'd give that guy a 3.
*yawn*

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Well you did major in psyche.

I thought we where talking about rockwulf.

Speaking of wich did he get the life time douche pass or does Amelia need to renew it?

I'll take a shot and say someone you went to high school with.

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Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue

Well you did major in psyche.

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What psychology people do you know of that are douchebags? (Excluding myself.)

I bet that guy is a total mouse in real life. face book is lame.

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Originally Posted by Dusk

I thought we where talking about rockwulf.

Speaking of wich did he get the life time douche pass or does Amelia need to renew it?

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nah, rockwulf's not a deuchebag.........he's just a dick in a bucket.:thumb:

sigh...dont y just hate it when someone has a good plan and doesnt follow through with it......fucking emo.

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Originally Posted by allah

that guy ain't got nothing on this one profile i read. This guy is seriously suffering from some emo denial.

"For this Halloween, my girlfriend and I were thinking about dressing as mainstream people, buying second-hand clothes at Goodwill. We were going to go around harassing everyone that dressed Goth. However, I don’t think we are going to do that anymore. I don’t feel like treating other people how we get treated on an almost daily basis."

and

"Sometimes people are so clueless that they mix up the obviously separate movements and label Goths as emo. Lydia, Malachai, and I have all been called emo by ignorant mainstream people."

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someone call the waaaaaaaaaaambulance.
how old is that guy? 15?

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

someone call the waaaaaaaaaaambulance.

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HAHA!

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Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue

I bet that guy is a total mouse in real life. face book is lame.

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My facebook says I'm a mouse :rolleyes: