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Your best bit of advice
If you could impart one piece of advice to anyone before you die, what would it be? And why?
Mine would be:When you go to cross a One Way street, look both ways!
Think about it. If someone is psycho enough to drive the wrong way down a one way street, do you think they're going to give a shit about some person crossing the road? :thumb: :1orglaugh
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thats actually smarter than it seems at a glance....mine would have to be "dont get sucked down by what other people want, do what feels right and learn from the mistakes"
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mine is
"dr's arent always right"
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i take it you are a firm believer in second opinions of docters, pull-my-hair?
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well they told me i couldnt get pregnant and they wanted to take out my girl parts and 9 months later I had a baby and now there's no trace of the cancer lol...so yeah definatly a fan of the second opinion
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I guess mine would be: "don't believe anything that you see on television."
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"There can never be too much kindness in the world."
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mine would be "guns don't kill people. Bullets do."
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Originally Posted by Howrangi
mine would be "guns don't kill people. Bullets do."
I like that one. Have you heard this phrase:
"Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people."
It makes me laugh inside.
I guess mine would be:
"Stay out of trouble. But if you can't stay out of trouble, don't get caught"
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i would have to insist that you (sebastian bach falsetto and devil horns) NEVER STOP ROCKIIIIINNNN!!!
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"Don't knock it till you've tried it"
Everyone's entitled to an opinion, entitled to their likes and dislikes, but for the love of marsupial paws base them on EXPERIENCE, not something you heard on Oprah.
"I hate Jerry Springer:The Opera"
"Why?"
"It's.. well it's.. well I haven't seen it myself, but like, on Fox they said it was, like.. blasf.. flasph.. like, really sicko."
mG
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Umm.. Wasn't this covered inthe rules to live by thread...
Don't sit on midgets while wearing parachute pants.
(read it however you want)
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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
Umm.. Wasn't this covered inthe rules to live by thread...
Don't sit on midgets while wearing parachute pants.
(read it however you want)
i read it backwards
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Be Kind. Rewind. It works on so many levels.
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"Truth is a three-edged sword."
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dont give advice cause noone ever listens to it anyway
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Originally Posted by BloodredProject2402
how is that?
your truth. my truth. and they way it really is.
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ah, i see it now, but then again our truths is not always true so it can be used at different/select times only
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Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
well they told me i couldnt get pregnant and they wanted to take out my girl parts and 9 months later I had a baby and now there's no trace of the cancer lol...so yeah definatly a fan of the second opinion
yeah i think with every big thing like that, get a second opinion... ive heard too many horror stories not to.
um... also... dont eat fuzzy food from the fridge.
kiwis may be an exception, as long as theyre not overly fuzzy. but if its in the fridge and its MOVING... dont eat it.
:D
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Originally Posted by BloodredProject2402
ah, i see it now, but then again our truths is not always true so it can be used at different/select times only
thats what the saying means
you have the actual truth, then you have the two perspectives of the truth, which are probably not correct
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yeah. one of the few instances of a Vorlon actually making sense.
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One phrase sums it up for me: Do what you gotta do.
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Don't eat yellow snow. AHAHAHAHA
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Best ever from my Great Grandmother.
"Fuck em."
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"If it's got tits, tires or wires...
it's bound to give you trouble
at some point."
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Originally Posted by HempKnight
"If it's got tits, tires or wires...
it's bound to give you trouble
at some point."
Damn skippy baby. :Whipping_
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"Life constantly presents the greatest opportunity brilliantly disguised as the biggest disaster."
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Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
I like that one. Have you heard this phrase:
"Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people."
It makes me laugh inside.
I haven't killed anyone...yet. :1orglaugh
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I guess I go with my old saying, "Reach out and Fuck Faith!"
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Originally Posted by Mistress Abigail De'Ath
"Life constantly presents the greatest opportunity brilliantly disguised as the biggest disaster."
Sometimes there is some truth to that.
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Originally Posted by a_small_death
I guess I go with my old saying, "Reach out and Fuck Faith!"
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I'd like to see what that Owl would look like with a bloody mouth. Like after it gored a rabbit or something.
Don't sweat the petty shit, just pet the sweaty shit.
Although I've posted this before, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to stay more on the threads subject these days...
:rryumy:
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.-- Abraham Lincoln
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -- Gandhi
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I like the last one the best...Never know...May save your life one day if you find yourself jumping off the sears tower.
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"It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape." -- Ivy Compton-Burnett (1969)
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A word to the wise aint necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice. ~bill cosby
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't ~Erica Jong
Never answer an anonymous letter ~Yoggi Berra
Whatever you are, be a good one ~ Abraham Lincoln
LIfe is just one damned thing after another~ Elbert Hubbard
in nine lifetimes you'll never know as much about your cat, as your cat knows about you! ~Michel de montaigne
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don't wizz on the electric fence......