Need PHOTOS ~ HELP! :( Anyone around the "L.A."area? work a Camera For ME? ].

HELP!,.............:confused: :(
could Anyone around the "L.A."area? work a Camera For ME?
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I Was Wondering IF??? theres ANYONE around the local "L.A.Ca" Area...
whom' "MIGHT"??? be able to work (a) Camera for me
~(as a Photog') for a few pics,???....

I Don't need anything really Fancy,..
I Usually use those "KODAK MAX FUNSAVER PAC"
27Epx Disposables'...
They work perfectly fine,......
n' I Alreaddy have somewhere I Get them developed,..
I Just need SoMeOnE/AnYoNe?????
to work the cam' to take the pics ~(of)~ "me",....
.I just need some New photos,
n' I HAVE NO-ONE personally to Ask,...
~("no-Friends" or "close individuals" what'so-ever)....
nor very few I Trust generally,.............

so,...
THANK YOU EVERYONE,..
(or at least those of you, that Happened to actually Read this ~?~)

my Email:[ sithveirdragcos_thedragon_2005@yahoo.com ]
Yahoo - IM's { sithveirdragcos_thedragon_2005 ]
my Cell#:[ 1-(213)-453-2077 ];................

PS:
~ ( *Just so You'll All UNDERSTAND,.
I need SEVERAL~"NUDE"~pics Taken, Too. - OK??? ).

I just need several new "Charactor-Outfit looks",....
~ ( an' Yeeeeaaagh,..some Possable "nUdEs" too,..OK?????? )

so, I Just need someone to Be a "PHOTOG'," for me,....
~(work the Cam', basically)..........

I'll take care a' Setting Up How I Need the Shots figured out
an' What "Charactor/Costume" looks, & Location-Settings, - too...OK?...

THANKS EVERYONE!!!!,.....

"D".