New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

from yahoo

Fri Mar 23, 8:53 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three brazen New Jersey shoplifters made off with nearly $12,000 in women's underwear by stuffing the goods into bags designed to foil anti-theft equipment at a Victoria's Secret store while the shop was open for business, police said.

Surveillance cameras captured two men and one woman jamming undergarments into large bags and walking past customers and staff into the Newport Center Mall in Jersey City.

Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras. Victoria's Secret bras retail from $30 to over $50. Panties cost between $5 and $20, according to the company's website.

No arrests have been made since the crime was reported Tuesday night, said Lt. Edgar Martinez, spokesman for the Jersey City police department.

"This isn't something we've seen before. It's a lot of underwear to take," said Martinez.

*best movie announcer voice*

In a world..where underwear costs $30...
Comes 1 man
With 1 goal....


STEAL. ALL. PANTIES.
*action scene*
Coming this summer. Go where no nerd has gone before.

PANTY RAIDER.
Rated R for raided.

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Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler

*best movie announcer voice*

In a world..where underwear costs $30...
Comes 1 man
With 1 goal....


STEAL. ALL. PANTIES.
*action scene*
Coming this summer. Go where no nerd has gone before.

PANTY RAIDER.
Rated R for raided.

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Heh...that made me smile

I like that the headline reads that theives "snatch" $12,000 in underwear.

man, i wonder if they are my old neighbors... (i had a couple that kept stealing my panties straight from my washer... i guess they liked wet panties...)

That's a lot of panties.

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Originally Posted by Jessica

I like that the headline reads that theives "snatch" $12,000 in underwear.

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You and me both :)

jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

edited to add: i bet every employee in that store is going to be totally fucked for not noticing this happening. bet you anything they sell the shit on ebay.

Maybe they had a lot of birthdays for close friends to go to. :)

* swinging from rope made of panties * I forgot about Ebay!!!!!! lol

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Originally Posted by MrGoff

* swinging from rope made of panties * I forgot about Ebay!!!!!! lol

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HAAAA !! I didn't know you were up here big T ... I love MR Goff

Yeah, that was far too non-sequitur for anything but a spambot. It was just waiting for the link to drop.