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    Default If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

    1. one weapon, real or fictional.
    2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
    3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you


    What are those three things going to be?

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    YOU RAWK with the topics....

    I love your topic starting abilities....

    I'm not exactly qualified to answer this particular post... BUT I SO.... look forward to seeing the replies.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. A chainsaw. Of course.

    2. Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees.

    3. Shaft. Preferablely Richard Roundtree, but I wouldn't turn down Sam Jackson's incarnation.

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    1.) mini gun

    2.) Get On The Floor ~ Pitbull

    3) Angelina Jolie mthrfkr

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1.Machete
    2.Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner)
    3.Brendan Fraser.Just seems to make sense. OO or we could make a 4th sequel "Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Flesh-Eating Zombies"

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    1. Katana or bastard sword (of corse)
    2. Vltava by Smetana or any of the Paganinis Violin Concertos
    3. John Cleese or Grucho Marx to amuse me while slicing

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    1. A shovel.
    2. Ballroom Blitz
    3. Bruce Campbell.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1) Light Saber

    2)You shook me all night long--ACDC

    3)Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1). A leg of Ham

    2). Aqua - Lollipop

    3). Lt. Col John Pine-Coffin (in his prime of course)

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    hmm... would the fruit fucker 2000 count as a weapon or a companion... decisions decisions...

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. One slutty outfit that Adam Monroe really really really likes.
    2. It's So Easy by GNR, Ministry/Skold extended remix because I want to scream, "turn around, bitch, I've got a use for you!" before zombie-smashing
    3. Adam Monroe (yes, you are a dork like me if you get the reference)

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Wow, this is a tough one, I'm pretty undecided and thinking about too many options.

    1. Machete or get all MacGyver and make myself a weapon combo.

    2. The song has to be a hard hitting, angry one to get me pumped up.

    3. Bruce Lee or Vin Diesel.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    I would want an M2 Browning machine gun with extreme amounts of ammo.

    I would ALSO like ACE OF SPADES by Motorhead cranked on the box

    and

    Zooey Deschanel - who would be willing and eager to fuck my brains out afterwards in thanks. Sorry for thinking of you as a fucktoy, Ms. Deschanel, but DAMN.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. A double bladed light saber
    2. Foetus of a new day kicking - CoF
    3. Hellboy nuff said.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

    1. one weapon, real or fictional.
    2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
    3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you


    What are those three things going to be?
    1) A staple gun
    2) The Sesame Street Theme Song (How DO you get to Sesame St.?)
    3) I'd go with Shrek. He's big and meat-filled and would hopefully be a slow target for brain-hungry zombies to nibble while I sneak away.

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    1. Staff weapon
    2. Soviet Anthem (Am I the only one that thinks "This would go great with Zombie Killing!"?)
    3. Teal'c.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. My guitar.
    2. I will just jam.
    3. Miley Cyrus so I can make a virgin sacrifice to the zombie killer god.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. Cricket Bat
    2. Queen - Don't Stop Me Now!
    3. Simon Pegg

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
    1. Cricket Bat
    2. Queen - Don't Stop Me Now!
    3. Simon Pegg

    It is kind of wrong really that it has taken until now for someone to think of Simon Pegg.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Sorry about my lack of pop-culture knowledge... Who's Simon Pegg?

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. Riot Shotgun
    2. Night by Disturbed is my latest obsession that I think'd work well.
    3. Ashley J. Williams

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    1. Riot Shotgun
    2. Night by Disturbed is my latest obsession that I think'd work well.
    3. Ashley J. Williams
    Wow, I feel like a dumbass for just googling Ash.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. A sledge hammer (real); a gunblade from Final Fantasy VIII (fictional)
    2. Stand Up by Stromkern or possibly the Pink Panther Theme.
    3. Nixon Sixx (real); Lara Croft (fictional)

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    1. My (patent pending) zombie de-animator
    2. Wednesday 13 - Morgue Than Words
    3. Samantha Strong (old school porn actress) dunno why. Looked good with oral though. My zombie de-animator would render celebrity acumen useless. Can't think of someone more ridiculous off the cuff right now

    OEC
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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    Wow, I feel like a dumbass for just googling Ash.
    Run across a few Pokemon pages there did ya?

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

    1. one weapon, real or fictional.
    2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
    3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you


    What are those three things going to be?
    1. I second Lightsaber. I was thinking of an armoured tank with photon torpedos, but I like to get in the thick of it.
    2. 'Payback' by Slayer or 'A little less conversation' by Elvis vs. JXL
    3. Jayne Cobb

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    Quote Originally Posted by incog
    1. My guitar.
    2. I will just jam.
    3. Miley Cyrus so I can make a virgin sacrifice to the zombie killer god.
    Yeah, somehow I don't think that particular sacrifice is going to appease any gods.

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    Ooooh Ace, good song choice with the Elvis remix.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    1. I second Lightsaber. I was thinking of an armoured tank with photon torpedos, but I like to get in the thick of it.
    2. 'Payback' by Slayer or 'A little less conversation' by Elvis vs. JXL
    3. Jayne Cobb
    But there's always that possibility that Jayne would shove you into the midst of the zombie mob just so he can get away.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    I'd also like to add the sweet fuckin' arm blades from BloodRayne or some Wolverine claws.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    Yeah, somehow I don't think that particular sacrifice is going to appease any gods.
    Maybe it is the fictional version of Miley Cyrus that Disney is peddling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    I would want an M2 Browning machine gun with extreme amounts of ammo.

    I would ALSO like ACE OF SPADES by Motorhead cranked on the box

    and

    Zooey Deschanel - who would be willing and eager to fuck my brains out afterwards in thanks. Sorry for thinking of you as a fucktoy, Ms. Deschanel, but DAMN.
    I think she's so fuckin hottt... she's way better than her sister.
    I'd even take sloppy seconds. (jk)

    She's totally HOTTT though

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    1. Staff weapon
    2. Soviet Anthem (Am I the only one that thinks "This would go great with Zombie Killing!"?)
    3. Teal'c.
    Stargate SG1 is one of my husbands favorite show... I know MORE THAN I SHOULD about Christopher Judge... aka Teal'c

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    IF I had to pick I'd pick Ronan...From Stargate Atlantis, OR starbuck FROM Gallactica

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Who is Zooey's sister?

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    1. Barrett .50 cal sniper rifle (BOOM HEADSHOT )
    2. Coal Chamber - Headstones And The Walking Dead
    3. Stephen Colbert

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    It is kind of wrong really that it has taken until now for someone to think of Simon Pegg.
    and no comment about the fact that it took five replies for mention of bruce campbell? (he was my second choice.)

    makes me feel old and out of the loop.

    Now here's a question. who would win in a fight: simon pegg from Shaun of the dead Vs. simon pegg from Hot fuzz?

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Who is Zooey's sister?
    SHe's on the series BONES, and on Spiderman 2 as the girl behind the desk that wouldnt pay for the pizza...

    I've got a crush on Zooey, (and she pronounces it Zoe)
    didnt know if you knew that...


    damn she's so hott...

    have you watched Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

    She was so fucking hotttt in that movie.

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Senior_Diablo
    1. Barrett .50 cal sniper rifle (BOOM HEADSHOT )
    2. Coal Chamber - Headstones And The Walking Dead
    3. Stephen Colbert
    and after that Coal Chamber song plays out, the next is LOCO

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    Default Re: If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    and no comment about the fact that it took five replies for mention of bruce campbell? (he was my second choice.)

    makes me feel old and out of the loop.

    Now here's a question. who would win in a fight: simon pegg from Shaun of the dead Vs. simon pegg from Hot fuzz?

    I'm going with Hot Fuzz, but probably not for any reason more rational than finding it even funnier. Big fan of Spaced too.

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