okay so...

[keiko]

I lost my BB hoodie at the airport tuesday. which sucks many different kinds of balls as it's warm here during hte day but chilly at night, perfect hoodie weather. only now i has no hoodie.


i feel the urge to go Sweeney Todd on my landlord/rommie guy. This guy has said before that he doesn't like my cooking but the other night in a fit of drunken hunger he requested some of whatever i was making only to then tell me he hates it. which i'm fine with. i don't care if you don't like my cooking. spit the food back in my face for all i care. but what he said after that really pissed me off. he tells me that i need to be "retrained" on the spice rack. to presume your relationship with me is intimate enough that you can offer to "train" me at all, let alone retrain me just because my methods are different than yours just made me want to set him on fire. I'm proud of myself though, i just walked out of the room. it's just kinda spiralled outta control from there though. I made dinner for me Dave and my friend Nessa but as he's expressed a disinterest in my cooking i didn't make him any. which he's decided was rude. And now he's calling Dave to complain about me while I sit right here. He won't accept my apologies for being admittedly petty and spiteful and his form of apology is to try to buy me off with weed, which doesn't work for me as an apology at all. I'd forgotten how exhausting Drama could be. So I'm looking to move.

so that's how my week has been.

Though I have to thank dear Bikerpunk for this awesome Chocolate Custard recipe he gave me yesterday. Definitely a ticket to get laid :p

~K

[Mindgames]

aaaaaand relax. He knows Nothing of the Truth. He is Ignorant of the Cookies of Keiko, for verily they are mythical and most special Sacred Things.

Welcome back, hon. I was wondering about where you'd gotten to only this morning.






(yes, I was clothed at the time)

[Amelia G]

I lost my BB hoodie at the airport tuesday. which sucks many different kinds of balls as it's warm here during hte day but chilly at night, perfect hoodie weather. only now i has no hoodie.


i feel the urge to go Sweeney Todd on my landlord/rommie guy. This guy has said before that he doesn't like my cooking but the other night in a fit of drunken hunger he requested some of whatever i was making only to then tell me he hates it. which i'm fine with. i don't care if you don't like my cooking. spit the food back in my face for all i care. but what he said after that really pissed me off. he tells me that i need to be "retrained" on the spice rack. to presume your relationship with me is intimate enough that you can offer to "train" me at all, let alone retrain me just because my methods are different than yours just made me want to set him on fire. I'm proud of myself though, i just walked out of the room. it's just kinda spiralled outta control from there though. I made dinner for me Dave and my friend Nessa but as he's expressed a disinterest in my cooking i didn't make him any. which he's decided was rude. And now he's calling Dave to complain about me while I sit right here. He won't accept my apologies for being admittedly petty and spiteful and his form of apology is to try to buy me off with weed, which doesn't work for me as an apology at all. I'd forgotten how exhausting Drama could be. So I'm looking to move.

so that's how my week has been.

Though I have to thank dear Bikerpunk for this awesome Chocolate Custard recipe he gave me yesterday. Definitely a ticket to get laid :p

~K

Ooh, meat pie!

PM me your new address and remind me of your size and I can take care of at least one annoyance

[VoltaireBlue]

sorry to hear you're going through some shite. that sucks. I hope it either blows over, or you find a new place soon. sorry girl.......

it's nice to see you

[One Eyed Cat]

That sucks. Hope you find a new place soon.

[Bikerpunk]

Though I have to thank dear Bikerpunk for this awesome Chocolate Custard recipe he gave me yesterday. Definitely a ticket to get laid :p

For the record, anyone who comes within my general area, I'll make it for.
Sex not required, but appreciated.

[Morning Glory]

throw a pie in his face. that's the answer to every situation.

[OrganizedKhaos]

I hate it that you lost your BB hoodie. I'm sure it was SO sentimental on so many levels. It would be for me.

I hate when people get all weird like that... about the whole cooking deal.
If he's such an expert, why is he wanting others to cook for him, and not doing the cooking himself?

If you like your cooking, thats really all that matters. You said you cooked for other ppl, they didnt have anything negative to say did they?

I wish you the best of luck with the house hunting.

The chocolate custard sounds GOOD. I'm a chocolate/sweets feen.

[Bikerpunk]

The chocolate custard sounds GOOD. I'm a chocolate/sweets feen.

O RLY?

*click* (Barry White music)
*click* (lights dim)
*click* (round waterbed rolls out of wall)

[OrganizedKhaos]

So funny.
That WILL work on someone I promise.

[Bikerpunk]

So funny.
That WILL work on someone I promise.

*clicks heels*

I do believe in wishes! I do believe in wishes!!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

You're kewl as fuck.

[Bikerpunk]

Only online

[Wickedanima]

I sense a "I'm cool on teh Internets" T-Shirt in the works...

[Bikerpunk]

There's some country song about that....

Brad Paisley - "Online"

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout *******

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[helcyon]

really pissed me off

Sounds like he's got one of those asshole prick personalities. I bet he gets more sex than the average

[sickybuaaaaa]

Sounds like he's got one of those asshole prick personalities. I bet he gets more sex than the average

..or maybe not getting any is the reason why he's an asshole prick in the first place

[Head Wreck]

i vote with sickybuaaaaa

[keiko]

you'd be amazed how much this asshatt gets laid ... there are some very insecure women out htere is all i can think...
~K

[Bikerpunk]

you'd be amazed how much this asshatt gets laid ... there are some very insecure women out htere is all i can think...
~K

Where?
I could lay them better than he could, and not be a jerk to them after.

[OrganizedKhaos]

I'm beginning to think I'm not the only one who needs a harem of men and women, eh BP.
Sounds like you need one too.

[Lilly]

In latest news an alternative lifestyle group from an organisation called "Blue Blood" has assumed control of the Earth. All people are required to report to their state Capital City in order to be assigned to a BB members harem.

I quite like the idea myself ....

[sickybuaaaaa]

I quite like the idea myself ....

Heheheh. I get to pick mine first!

[Rockwulf]

For the record, anyone who comes within my general area, I'll make it for.
Sex not required, but appreciated.

Thank god! I was only kidding about fucking your ass.

[Rockwulf]

but what he said after that really pissed me off. he tells me that i need to be "retrained" on the spice rack. to presume your relationship with me is intimate enough that you can offer to "train" me at all, let alone retrain me just because my methods are different than yours just made me want to set him on fire.

C'mon now. Did he say it and then offer to train you? Or was it just a quick one-liner that he tossed off? Because it sounds like something I'd say. In fact I've said similar things in the past. Like "You need to go back to Sarcasm School for your GED" or "Oh you must have missed that day in third grade."

It could have been much more innocent than you're taking it to be.

[keiko]

C'mon now. Did he say it and then offer to train you? Or was it just a quick one-liner that he tossed off? Because it sounds like something I'd say. In fact I've said similar things in the past. Like "You need to go back to Sarcasm School for your GED" or "Oh you must have missed that day in third grade."

It could have been much more innocent than you're taking it to be.

Direct quote
"i hate your cooking. i really do. it's nothing but spices. you need to be retrained on spices. I think i could train you."

and that's where i walked out. you ask me ot cook for you and then say shit like this?

~K

[Rockwulf]

Ah, well in that case I take it back.




And humbly submit that if you came and cooked for me you'd never hear a negative word. I like spices.

[jonny.illuminati]

Direct quote
"i hate your cooking. i really do. it's nothing but spices. you need to be retrained on spices. I think i could train you."

and that's where i walked out. you ask me ot cook for you and then say shit like this?

~K

...and that's where a well aimed, swift kick in the balls is the perfect reply...

[keiko]

...and that's where a well aimed, swift kick in the balls is the perfect reply...

i just made dinner for everyone else the next night and told him, "It's okay, you don't have to have any." though I think he could use a swift kick in the balls anyway.

~K

[OrganizedKhaos]

Wow, you really rose above the situation. Character is a good thing to have.

[Bikerpunk]

Sounds like the Rocky Horror Picture Show