Ahoy lubbers im back

[KilLAtomiK]

not sure if you guys remember but i used to post quite a bit here. just wonderin how evryone is doing its been a while

[aXa]

hiya

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Oh hey...Welcome back! Since you last left I got married, bought a house, had a kid, got some nice promotions, got a mistress, contracted some strange STD that the doctors haven't exactly figured out yet that makes me forgetful, got a liver transplant, saw the world through the eyes of a blind man, co-wrote "I Kissed a Girl" with Katy Perry, although I never got credit and got a strange STD that the doctors haven't exactly figured out yet that makes me forgetful...So...Who are you again?

[Senior_Diablo]

hey man, i think i remember you....what have you been up to?


lmao, AK..

[KilLAtomiK]

So...Who are you again?

im the pirate durrr

hey man, i think i remember you....what have you been up to?


lmao, AK..

well ive prety much been up to nothing. i almost died in a gnarly car wreck in may and just got out of the hospital last week lol

[VoltaireBlue]

not sure if you guys remember but i used to post quite a bit here. just wonderin how evryone is doing its been a while

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! ahoy matey! lots of new folks since you were last here. how ya been? good to see ya!

[Senior_Diablo]

well ive prety much been up to nothing. i almost died in a gnarly car wreck in may and just got out of the hospital last week lol

woah.. good thing you're alright... let me guess, they were texting while driving? lol

[Lady Alias]

Sup, dude. What have you been doing?

-

Ajax, you forgot winning Austria in a bar fight.

[KilLAtomiK]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! ahoy matey! lots of new folks since you were last here. how ya been? good to see ya!

Volire ahoy how are ya? i see theres quite a few people i dont know but its good to see some people i remember. aside from recovering from a broken neck im just dandy

[keiko]

Glad to see you up and about ya old sea dog! my condolences for the accident. never would have happened if ya'd been at sea. Welcome back. a round of rum for our pirate friends!

~K

[KilLAtomiK]

woah.. good thing you're alright... let me guess, they were texting while driving? lol

no aparently i was goin to fast around a curve down a country road wich led me to plow into a tree lol. i got pics if anyone wants to take a gander

[Lady Alias]

Woah, 6 posts in the course of a refresh. Popular guy, huh?

[KilLAtomiK]

Glad to see you up and about ya old sea dog! my condolences for the accident. never would have happened if ya'd been at sea. Welcome back. a round of rum for our pirate friends!

~K

true maybe i shoulda stayed in CA near the sea instead of movin to texas lol

[Senior_Diablo]

no aparently i was goin to fast around a curve down a country road wich led me to plow into a tree lol. i got pics if anyone wants to take a gander

well, that's your problem right tharrrr..those damn country roads..lol

[KilLAtomiK]

Woah, 6 posts in the course of a refresh. Popular guy, huh?

im popular on the internet thats how i roll

[Amelia G]

Volire ahoy how are ya? i see theres quite a few people i dont know but its good to see some people i remember. aside from recovering from a broken neck im just dandy

Ouchie!

Glad you made it out ok and good to see you

[Senior_Diablo]

Woah, 6 posts in the course of a refresh. Popular guy, huh?

he's a pirate..he hijacks the forums, eh? lol

[KilLAtomiK]

Ouchie!

Glad you made it out ok and good to see you

its good to be back Amelia and glad to see this place is still kickin rad as ever

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I'm a noob and still going through the basics. It's true. I don't know who you are, but from all the postings you seem like a altogether dude. Welcome back! Seems like you've been to Hell and back.

[Mr Karl]

a broken neck................drunk on the yardarm again were you

been a while.........

[KilLAtomiK]

a broken neck................drunk on the yardarm again were you

been a while.........

its funny cause i had to wear some funky headgear that held my neck in place. evryone always asked why i had it and when i told em the first thing they ask is if i was drinkin. Sadly i cant drink any alcohol for like a year because aparently it can give me a seizure since i had a brain injury as well lol

[Morning Glory]

I want to be a car crash, I mean I don't really want to get injured, but I think it would be kinda cool. it would be scary.

[Senior_Diablo]

its funny cause i had to wear some funky headgear that held my neck in place. evryone always asked why i had it and when i told em the first thing they ask is if i was drinkin. Sadly i cant drink any alcohol for like a year because aparently it can give me a seizure since i had a brain injury as well lol

that sucks more than paris hilton on a saturday night..

[KilLAtomiK]

I want to be a car crash, I mean I don't really want to get injured, but I think it would be kinda cool. it would be scary.

this is whats left of my car


i dont even remember the accident, it left me in a coma for a few days lol

[Senior_Diablo]

hmm.. i guess you didnt just get up all willy nilly and walk away..damn..how fast were you going? ludicrous speed?

[KilLAtomiK]

hmm.. i guess you didnt just get up all willy nilly and walk away..damn..how fast were you going? ludicrous speed?

well the speed limit is 55 so i was goin way faster than that.. i dont remember anything till like 3 weeks after it happened. i woke up in an enclosure bed wearin this funky brace with metal bars that hold a thing screwed to my head and a diaper. and i was like WTF is goin on?

[Senior_Diablo]

well the speed limit is 55 so i was goin way faster than that.. i dont remember anything till like 3 weeks after it happened. i woke up in an enclosure bed wearin this funky brace with metal bars that hold a thing screwed to my head and a diaper. and i was like WTF is goin on?

was it like "damn, that must have been some party..wait.."?

[Morning Glory]

Looks like Tree - 1, Car - 0

[mystoo]

Hi! Sorry to hear about your accident but glad to know you're still in once piece You are still in one piece right?

[Buster Friendly]

Avast matey!!!

glad to know you surviveded.

[Vexbeast]

I don't remember you and I'm scared of change!











go away... ;____;

[VoltaireBlue]

this is whats left of my car


i dont even remember the accident, it left me in a coma for a few days lol

shall I run me blade through that scurvy dog tree that jumped out and acosted ye?

lol.

[KilLAtomiK]

Looks like Tree - 1, Car - 0

its why my friends call me george of the jungle now, i shoulda watched out for that tree

Hi! Sorry to hear about your accident but glad to know you're still in once piece You are still in one piece right?

just a lil drain bamage

Avast matey!!!

glad to know you surviveded

itl take alot more than a stupid tree to take me out

go away... ;____;

NO!

[Vexbeast]

NO!

Okay then, just promise not to kill me, **** me and sell my internal organs...


Unless you turn me into a zombie-pirate afterwards. Then we're cool... o__o



There's a word censor on ****? Why? It just makes it look like I said something -more- offensive. o.o;;;

[OliX]

Who are you again?

[OliX]

Oh, I see the picture now... didn't remembered from amnesia I got from that accident. You almost killed me.

[Buster Friendly]

itl take alot more than a stupid tree to take me out

stoopid trees.

breathing all of my oxygen.

someone ought to tear 'em all down, and put up a strip mall.

[Bikerpunk]

Holy fuck dude, first off welcome back, and second off, that SUCKS that you got hurt. So long as you can walk and stuff, you should be good to go. Jesus.

[Lady Alias]

What's that red spot on the tree? e_e

[Bikerpunk]

I don't remember you and I'm scared of change!











go away... ;____;

I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without a condom. Or did I? Goddamn it, woke up one morning with a heavy pounding in the rectum and now I can't remember shit.

And for what it's worth, I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without, um.... without.... er, showering beforehand? Bringing him flowers? Uh...