hello fromthe bride of donkey moses

[Ajax Knucklebones]

How do you KNOW she's a witch?

Cause she floats.....Have you not been reading the thread. Come on HitmanZ...Keep up.

[DoctorZ]

How do you KNOW she floats? Does she weigh the same as a duck?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

How do you KNOW she floats? Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Because she SAID she floats.....

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Wow, HitmanZ...It's like talking to my 10 year old....( :

[DoctorZ]

Damnit, AK, have you no shame?

How DARE you not get a Monty Python reference!?

I don't even KNOW you anymore.

[Dusk]

Hiya.
And for the record all the methods of witch teasting where majorly flawed.
1) If they float we burn them, if not they die and go to heaven
b) You get striped nekid and if you shve any scars, cuts, et then they MUST have been made by Satans claws, so you mut comune with the Devil and that makes you a witch.
3 or c) That guy said so and the guy who said you werent must be a witch trying to protect her own
d/4) you have dried flowers/herbs, you mst use them in your spells.
Sorry but this always pisses me off because it was so CRUEL and STUPID bt everyone know that Cristians would never hurt anyone- remember: Do unto others as you would have done unto you.



Still have fun here and if your as funny and well thought out as DonkeyMoses thrn it will be a pleasure to have you here.

[DonkeyMoses]

Still have fun here and if your as funny and well thought out as DonkeyMoses thrn it will be a pleasure to have you here.

Thanks for that. She is. It will be. Don't burn my wife.

[HeadlessBill]

Where is BondageClown to warn about the midgets? But then again, we haven't seem to have had much of a problem with them, of late.

Ubiquitress, welcome to the Blood. You've already gotten a taste of what to expect. And it only gets more demented and odd from here filled with non-sequiturs, nudity and random rolls of a d20 (sometimes a d10).

[Ubiquitress]

ahh crap. you caught me
i float
i've got scars
i've got herbs
i guess i'm a gonner

[DonkeyMoses]

Please don't burn my wife.

[Morning Glory]

is it just me or does "the bride of donkey moses" sound like it should be the title of an andy warhol film?

[Senior_Diablo]

i blame the flawed methods on canadians..

[Ubiquitress]

aww they cant help it their bacon is funny

[DonkeyMoses]

Is Junior Canadian? That's it, isn't it? That's why the thing against Canadians!

[Junior_Diablo]

ba!! ba...bacon! Hee- >glurp<

[Senior_Diablo]

im confusededed...sigh