Howdy, I'm like, new and stuff...

[PastorKree]

HI! I'm Kree! I'm an ordained pastor via some weird imternet thingy. It may or may not be legit, but I think it's a cool title. I have almost no idea how to properly introduce myself so I will sound of random facts about myself.

- I'm vegan. Funny story... I only became vegan because one of my friends bet me that I couldn't stay vegan for 40 days. I did. She now has to get a tattoo of my face on her ass. I stayed with it because I've somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 lbs since I've started the veganism.

- I have a strange preoccupation with ginger guys. I can't explain it. I just like them more.

- I don't do drugs or drink but I smoke only a regular basis. That's probably worse in some regards....Enh, I'm a rebel like that.

- I love slang words and it doesn't come across in posts and e-mails and such because I have time to make myself sound like less of a jackass. Slightly. If you were to somehow talk to me in person you'd think I was an uppity cracker.

I'm almost an excessively open person. Ask me random questions and I'll answer them!

[VoltaireBlue]

bienvenue.

[jonny.illuminati]

welcome!

[a_small_death]

konichiwa!!

[SyntheticShock]

Hello, welcome!

[Ajax Knucklebones]

You weigh 50 lbs?

[Mr Karl]

hello

[PastorKree]

Whoa.
Sorry for the horrendous grammar and leaving out of words, I had only been asleep for like an hour over the past two days when I wrote that.

I meant to say that I lost about 50 lbs and I only smoke on a semi-regular basis.

[Bondage Clown]

If you ate out a female midget porn star would you still be a vegan? I am just wondering?

Would you get a tattoo of a midget on your ass?


Welcome and Be Merry.... BC

P.S. Feel special, not many people get a double dose of midget from me... This also might be the post that I have mentioned midgets the most in... So now that was 4 midgets, now 5 midgets, now 6 midgets... Dammit.. I can not stop talking about midgets in this post... Now that is 8 midgets.. OK I am gonna stop talking about midgets in all of their midget glory...

[soma_stardust]

^^^ midget obsession
hajimemashite!
i wanna be ordained online, that would be *awesome*
i smoke too, and am *pescatarian*
i survived veganism fo rlike a week ^_^;
*needs a smoke right now, in fact*

[Ajax Knucklebones]

[Tigerlily]

hello and welcome.....

R.Q. numero uno
I was vegan for about 4yrs and 2yrs in I was diagnosed with anemia, so I was wondering if you have encountered any type of health related issues as well...