What is your life expectancy? (not so goofy quiz)

[Amelia G]

Try out the Living to 100 calculator and see what your life expectancy is.

I'll start. My life expectancy is apparently 84.

[homicidal_kiss]

apparently i'm going to be 89. so...i'll live about 70 more years. cool. :P

[Morning Glory]

find out when you'll die here: deathclock.com

and how you are going to die here: thedeathpsychic.com

[Morning Glory]

On a more serious note, my result was 82. wtf? there has to be someone more unhealthy than me on here.

[soma_stardust]

84.
i don't like answering questions about my mom.
i'm going to live longer than that, dammit.
D:

[Mr Karl]

wow 84.......................................screw you deathclock

[athenahollow]

71 for me... Which is ok. Alzheimers in my family kicks in at about 68-74...

[Mainline_Iodine]

70
Death psychic says I die in a car accident

[OliX]

66 -.-

[homicidal_kiss]

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

^^ How I'll die.

[Amelia G]

Death Clock seems to think I will live to be 99. I think the Live to Be 100 Calculator is unfortunately a lil more scientific.

Death psychic says: "While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth."

[inox]

96 years.

[SiouxSinner]

71, no fucking way I am living that long.

Death clock says: Sunday, May 11, 2070 so that would be much older than what the 1st says (18 yrs)...

and I am gonna die....

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up."

well I will be over 70 yrs old so I don't think I will care very much, nor remember much.

[Amelia G]

96 years.

It's all those kettle bells.

[Morning Glory]

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

^^ How I'll die.

Have you read Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk? If not, maybe you shouldn't.

Yeah, those death psychics are pretty morbid. but some of them are funny because they are so crazy.

[Pull~My~Hair]

82..no fucking way, someone will smother my crotchety ass way before that

[athenahollow]

"In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. "
Nice.

[Syn~Ammon]

"While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly." The Death Psychic says. And it will supposedly happen when I'm 97, according to the original test. Sounds like a sweet deal.

[Amelia G]

we're all dead already.

Uhm, no. I recommend stepping away from the computer, hugging a loved one, and eating something you enjoy.

[Morning Glory]

we're all dead already.

Naw, we're all living in an anachronistic fantasy commune. You got the wrong M Night Shyamalan movie.

[OliX]

Dead or not what's the difference.
On death clock I have until 2014 -.-

[soma_stardust]

o.o
i did the calculator again, changing some... stuff about my mom and deciding that my step machine counts as exercise. added 2 years, so... 86.
death clock: Thursday, June 16, 2033 wtf >.>
death psychic: "While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you." great. one of my biggest fears -_-

[Amelia G]

Naw, we're all living in an anachronistic fantasy commune. You got the wrong M Night Shyamalan movie.

I'm in, so long as I don't have to speak in a RenFaire accent or have sex with anyone with an overly unkempt beard.

[jonny.illuminati]

I'm in, so long as I don't have to speak in a RenFaire accent or have sex with anyone with an overly unkempt beard.

define unkempt....

*as he looks in the mirror...*

oh i meant:

whilst thou pray tell provide-est me with thy definition of unkempt..."

[OliX]

Ask wikipedia about unkempt.

[jonny.illuminati]

Ask wikipedia about unkempt.

LMAO...

nice!

[SiouxSinner]

Uhm, no. I recommend stepping away from the computer, hugging a loved one, and eating something you enjoy.

Pizza always brings me back to life....now when pizza goes away and they start making food that you take in pill form...I am killing myself.

[soma_stardust]

i miss pizza D:

[VoltaireBlue]

I got 87.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I got 80. No way, no how is Voltaire only living 7 more years than me. She lives very healthy and I do not. I think this doctor is full of it.

[soma_stardust]

voltaire will make it to 100

[keiko]

93 apparently. who'd have thought that all my guesses were correct at least in comparison with these guesses.

of course the quizlet doesn't factor in any other factors and there are so many variables...
~K

[Morning Glory]

of course the quizlet doesn't factor in any other factors and there are so many variables...
~K

Do you frequently cross major interstate highways blindfolded, wearing roller skates and juggling daggers?

If so, your life expectancy may be somewhat diminished.