whats the craziest decoration in your house?

[ROGIZOID]

I have a painting of a gutted pig.
So when you are under the influence of...........tryppy like things, it looks as if the entrails are moving.

[theDragon_svDragcos]

sleeping in a coffin, eh?

And I thought my zombie boobs would rule the weird decor contest.

(zombie boobs=a plaster cast from my neck to my hips, painted green, with some gashes and bite marks painted on)

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OH TOTALY COOL!,..
WE CAN USE (them) ON THE NEXT
"HALLOWEEN" HOUSE night - This Year (0ct-31),..


I Did a Haunted House thing in my Building
several years runnin'
an' Most Everyone around the area
~ LOVED IT!..


I'm Always looking for anyone in the "L.A." area
Interested in Helping Out,
(*FOR FUN ~ NOT $,...sorry)........

OH - and "Malcolm"?...
those TORSO peices Would Be great for PROP stuff too,..

[malcolm]

oh trus tme, dragon, working for a nationally run seasonal halloween store chain for three seasons now has gotten me quite a bit of cool albeit on the lower scale of quality-props. i think my all time favorite is jacky, my lifesize zombie/skeletal jack in the box.

and ofourse this year i got a skeletal lab assistant and zombie farmer gratis cus they were display models and managed to snag the faceguard and straight jacket off of a life size hannibal lector prop we were gonna throw away too.

he was pretty lameass in comparison to like the jason prop we had this yar and last and the leatherface one we had the year before that.

wish i could have gotten my hands on the freddy prop though but unfortunately, they quit selling them in the stores cus one of his lines was "hello,little piggy" and he said it as some fat bitch walked by it and she got all butthurt about it lol.

[OliX]

wish i could have gotten my hands on the freddy prop though but unfortunately, they quit selling them in the stores cus one of his lines was "hello,little piggy" and he said it as some fat bitch walked by it and she got all butthurt about it lol.

Oh my god. I bursted into laughter.

[malcolm]

I did when i first heard it too. that store is a trip but man, you would not believe how stupid people can be during halloween.

there are some real dicks out there who just don't like it at all and come into the store anyway. ugh, last year we had some macho asshat steroid case get all pissed at us because of that gay urban legend of people putting razor blades in candy apples. although there have been cases of it actually happening, it started as an urban legend.

plus we don't sell the candy, or razorblades.

the worst time to work there though is hell week which is the week coming up on the big day and depending on what day halloween falls on, the day itself can be a real heart attack waiting to happen.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

sleeping in a coffin, eh?

And I thought my zombie boobs would rule the weird decor contest.

(zombie boobs=a plaster cast from my neck to my hips, painted green, with some gashes and bite marks painted on)

Hey! I hear you have the whole world in your box....That must be some big fuckin' box?

So, about you post a pic of your zombie boobs. I think that'd be cool.

[theDragon_svDragcos]

oh trus tme, dragon, working for a nationally run seasonal halloween store chain for three seasons now has gotten me quite a bit of cool albeit on the lower scale of quality-props. i think my all time favorite is jacky, my lifesize zombie/skeletal jack in the box.

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~ Yeah, I Worked one Halloween at
"HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE STORE"
up in North Hollywood in 1997,.....
..Cool Fun Time there too....

[malcolm]

been an employee for spirit halloween superstores now for three. they started in cali too but got bought by spencers gifts from new jersey a while ago.

[Nos]

Toss up between the collection of taxidermy squirrels, painting of a baby on a coat hanger, or the Rachel Ray cook book.

[malcolm]

hmmmm that is a toss up. i cant believe she posed for fhm. she looks so cute like a little squirrel when she's behind that counter but as soon as she comes aronud from it...........

[Nos]

hmmmm that is a toss up. i cant believe she posed for fhm. she looks so cute like a little squirrel when she's behind that counter but as soon as she comes aronud from it...........

She's "America's girlfriend"

[malcolm]

She's "America's girlfriend"

lol she aint my girlfriend.Im all for butts but damn. she's got hippo ass. not cool lol

[KessM]

i have african masks

[malcolm]

i have african masks

oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!! coolness! do you got pictures? i wanna see! i loooove masks! lol

[Bikerpunk]

been an employee for spirit halloween superstores now for three. they started in cali too but got bought by spencers gifts from new jersey a while ago.

New Jersey fucks everything up, AGAIN.

[malcolm]

oh fuck yeah they do. ugh. they switched shit up this year too for us. they used to just do a one day 50 percent off sale on the first of november every year

(which ofcourse is 75 percent off for employees if we dont just snag the shit while we're packing it up*whistles innocently*)

but this year they decided to do a two day sale and it was like fifty percent off for props on both days and only 25 percent off on costumes on the first day the fifty percent off on the second day. it was a mess.

[Bikerpunk]

(I live in NJ, Malcolm).

[malcolm]

okay.


say.... have you gone to jay and silent bob's secret stash out there? i've always wondered what that place is like.

and dont take offnse to that. I live in arizona, it's kinda like californias' new jersey.

[Bikerpunk]

No, but I was mistaken for Kevin Smith once. About 65 extra pounds ago.

[malcolm]

coolness.

im always getting mistaken for people. sometimes famous soemtimes not. i've been told i look like robin williams, elton john, phil collins....ugh the list goes on and on.

oh snap! i gotta be hitting the shower before i go. dont wanna build up a film of those chemicals they sue to clean the hottub with. it'll cause a rash.

[Bikerpunk]

Robin Williams? That's not a comparison you want.

"Hey, you look like a short, furry, thumbcocked guy with herpes."
I'd coldcock someone who suggested that.

[malcolm]

oh and back when i was around 150 pounds back in highg school, somebody i used to know said i reminded him of darrylhannah from bladerunner.

[malcolm]

Robin Williams? That's not a comparison you want.

"Hey, you look like a short, furry, thumbcocked guy with herpes."
I'd coldcock someone who suggested that.

yeah but he used to be funny back in the day.

[Bikerpunk]

yeah but he used to be funny back in the day.

Really?

[malcolm]

I thought so. but then again i was a kid then so lol

[Bikerpunk]

nanoo nanoo

[malcolm]

oh! i used to love that show as akid! i'd watch it all the time. that and alf and alien nation. the eighties were so fun lol