whats the craziest decoration in your house?

[malcolm]

I love to decorate
especially with halloween themed stuff and weapons and shit.
and i've accumulated so much stuff now over the years from autographed comics to life size zombie props-even a bobble head devil mask that i have officially run out of room to decorate with half of what i got.

i must admit though the weirdest decorations i have in my room right now is my giant devil head mask, the hooka i've turned into a geenie in a bottle prop, the life size knife wielding zombie jack in the box in my doorway and the chandelier over my bed i was talking about earlier.

whats yours?

[mystoo]

Me!

[VoltaireBlue]

my house isn't crazy anymore. we like really modern stuff..... like I want bamboo floors and concrete counter tops. we like things that are simple and elegant, but comfortable.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I have a big homemade ceramic gargoyle sitting on top of my entertainment center. Anyone who comes to visit is freaked out by it because the eyes are painted on like real eyes. Not all grey like the rest of the gargoyle. Everyone thinks the gargoyle is staring at them.

[OliX]

Creative chaos explains me. I know where everything is even if it might look like I don't. I'm not crazy about a cleaning but I'll never let work accumulate. For example I always do dishes straight after unless I'm having a company.

I love minimalism and functionality and you'll mostly meet that. Other than that I have like $100k+ art in worth on walls. And I love space, lots of space. I'm looking around to see what's the craziest decoration around and nothing looks anything near crazy. Maybe my cutlass. Ask me that again when I start building my house

[malcolm]

Creative chaos explains me. I know where everything is even if it might look like I don't. I'm not crazy about a cleaning but I'll never let work accumulate. For example I always do dishes straight after unless I'm having a company.

I love minimalism and functionality and you'll mostly meet that. Other than that I have like $100k+ art in worth on walls. And I love space, lots of space. I'm looking around to see what's the craziest decoration around and nothing looks anything near crazy. Maybe my cutlass. Ask me that again when I start building my house

oh! a cutlass! man, i wish i had known you had one cus i just gave away my replica deuling flintlock like back in october to one of my friends. it looked like captain barbosas. i was gonna use it for the bathroom once i get my own place.-i wanna decorate the bathroom in pirate theme.

[aXa]

mine has to be either the large anubis head, with glass eyes so the light and fflicker from a lit candle can shine through them. or the Medusa wall sculpture i picked up from Design Toscano a few years back.

[SyntheticShock]

I don't really have anything crazy, I mean the walls are adorned with old movie posters, autogrpahed stuff, pictures, etc and I have basic black furniture, tables, lamps. I guess it would have to be a string of lights that lines most of the top edge of the apartment walls. Yea, thats crazy, right?

[nathanmbailey]

I don't have anything crazy right now because I didn't want the stuff to break in transit, but waiting on me is the horror movie collection from Hawthorne Villages that I'm going to set up in my barracks room. It's the house from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the cabin from Friday the 13th, and the house from Nightmare on Elm Street, each of which came with two figurines of Leatherface, Jason, and Freddy respectively.

Other than that, random shit from Spencers, like a couple Buddha electro-balls, Michael Godard art posters and David Bollt art prints that are all waiting to be put up in my barracks room when I get back to the states in June.

[toxicat]

probably my wobbly black metal cat sculpture...not the musical genre, black metal - the material.

[ojo]

Occult art such as photographed interpretations of Hindu demonology and a big sculpture of a pregnant Kali (a few of my buddies and i made it for a show)

[Valerian Reign]

The craziest decoration in our house is Dracula's head. It is a giant, ceramic mug with his face on the front. It's pretty ridiculous looking, but so awesome at the same time. We don't use it to drink out of. Instead, we put feathers in him so there are these big, purple and red feathers sticking up over the hole. We actually call the cup Bela Lugosis' Head and make puns involving a certain Bauhaus song...

[malcolm]

I actually saw this really cool elizabeth bathory headstone i wanted to ge tto use as a headboard once. i have a ton of fake headstones and shit but it was foam and i couldnt justify fifty bucks for an oversized foam headstone so i might see about having one made out of wood or something with notches set in it to attach handcuffs.

[Velvet-Tongue]

A grimreaper guy with a blindfold over his eyes. Got it from target a year or two ago and stuck it up by my door. It's very tacky but I love it.

[helcyon]

Nothing crazy. I do have a bunch of perspex fronts from poker machines. I want to build lightboxes around them and backlight them with flouros to use as lounge/bedroom lighting. I'm sure it will look ace.

Me!

crrrrazy baby!

[malcolm]

sounds nifty.

[OliX]

Wow, most of you have some sort of idols on your wall or as a deco.

What would Jesus say?

[Dusk]

That reminds me I left my Xmas tree at my parents house when I left. Its about a foot tall and its all black and shiny.

[malcolm]

Wow, most of you have some sort of idols on your wall or as a deco.

What would Jesus say?

who?

[OliX]

You didn't got the joke?

[malcolm]

You didn't got the joke?

I did.

[malcolm]

was responding to your joke with a joke of my own. *walks away.......*

[OliX]

Okay. I never understood idolizing of Jesus. He was just a prophet.

[malcolm]

it goes back to christianity going from a small middle eastern religion into a large scale religion composed mostly of converted european pagans who make idols for practically everything.

[Dusk]

At the same time as Jesus there was some other guy like him, but he could walk through walls, and wasnt as famous as Jesus

[OliX]

Flash? He could vibrate trough walls

You all know how rumors spread around. On the end mom didn't lift up a car to save her child under but a tank. And child wasn't 5, but he just came from the mom's womb. So I guess, if Jesus really existed he didn't have any super powers except strong charisma, intelligence and a damn good sense for humor (Christianity anyone).

You can all go watch Zeitgeist and believe in it blindly or you can do your own research. They provided 2 good chapters that were true to them selfs, and one that was manipulated. General rule is if you provide at least 2/3 of true rest will be easier accepted as true also. I'll let you all figure out which one was full of false info.

[Raza]

I've got crazy decorations everywhere. My place is an intense chaos, with stuff hanging from stuff laying across stuff out of every style I like.

My ceiling is full of hooks, with things like chains, nets and the metal fence-like framework from the matras holding bit of an old bed hanging from them, all filled up with stuff like huge plush snakes, halloween skeletons, psychedelically painted kids room deco things and assorted accessories and half finished crafting projects.

I've got human-sized bat wing frames and gas masks and birdcages with fairy barbies in them. I've got trash-punk wheelcap shields and kids' lullaby boxes with mutilated dolls hung by a noose from the pull-out string, and a whole jungle of green washline rope with more plastic insects and deco butterflies than I can count. I've got styrofoam gravestones, a witch-doctor's hut worth of obscure bone-and-feather contraptions and a mutating heart shaped lamp.

Just... stuff. Everywhere. It's pretty neat when you're tripping, especially with the blacklight on.

[theDragon_svDragcos]

"Malcolm",.....

~ My House is set up in Various ways,...


when People first walk in the Outside into the hallway,..
and WALK up to the front Door,..

,..it is DRAPED like the Entrance to a "VAULT/CRYPT",....
as One steps over the Threshold into the Main Room,
(*Dived by TWO WALLs)

[theDragon_svDragcos]

the First area is like walking into

a "Private CASKET Room,..

[theDragon_svDragcos]

~{ *NOTE: "I BUILT THIS FULL SIZED CASKET
last HALLOWEEN, 2008,..
and can be Very warm inside
with the Double Cut Hinged LID(s) closed,
- IT's LINED, with a Thick Foam4-6 in' Matress,
and Since then, Been OVERLAY COVERED
in BLACK n' BLUE VELVET,
with a RED-CENTER-BLOODSTRIP,
and My CREST,..
with an Added Holder for a STEEL SWORD,
~ layed Downwards ].

[theDragon_svDragcos]

AND ~ YES,..I DO SLEEP In IT,..
Its REALLY VERY COMFORTABLE to,..

[theDragon_svDragcos]

theres' a FULL SIZED (mock) CHIMNEY w/ Carved Wood Mantle Pc'


that I got from a Theater Company that Closed,
(*it was part from a Stage Set, and VERY VERY HEAVY!!)...
to the LEFT is a WALL *Built by Me,..

with a Heavy chained Gated Door with Chain Locks,..
(*behind that is the area to the Kitchen door
and Back door out to the Porch),..
and

HANGING from the CEILING

is a "Prop HUMAN WOMAN's
BLOODY DECAPITATED HANGED HEAD,..

~ (*I Made This too)

[Toe Cutter]

My taxidermy winged cat is the craziest. Aesthetically I'm into a minimal look so I don't have any cool clutter. I'd like to see Raza's house though, sounds cool.

[theDragon_svDragcos]

and (she) SCARED the -> H * * L !!! Out'a some Folks Too,..
LOLOL

[theDragon_svDragcos]

and Lastly,...
~ looking to Ones' Right,..
theres a Rolling-Slide Wall - seperator,
between THIS part and the Larger area divided up,
~ one area is a Music rehersal section,..
~ ~ One has my PC equip',..

a HUGE OAK DESK and Artist storage area,...
(*Use to have a "Stage" in that area,
but changed the room around),....

theres Lotsa' "WEAPONS"(REAL & "Prop)
Hanging Up,..
and
COSTUMEs'~ (*hung in the back hallway wall),..
KISS POSTERs,..
Action figures'- Colletives'....

Just Think
~ "PRODUCTION HOUSE, MEETS THEATER COMPANY,
MEETS ART-Comics STUDIO, MEETS MUSIC STUDIO,
MEETS VAMPYREs' CASTLE-CRYPT,..
{ *the House has WALLs DRAPED in BLUE, BLACK & DARK PURPLE VELVETs'
& Laid Out n' CONSTRUCTED by *me, ~ like Hallway catacombs,..]
too

[Toe Cutter]

theres' a FULL SIZED (mock) CHIMNEY w/ Carved Wood Mantle Pc'

I'm so glad I don't have to help you move.

You have soooo much stuff.

[theDragon_svDragcos]

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY the EFFORTS and CREATIVITY
put into BUILDING up My Place,...

Thanks Everyone,...
..cordially,...

..."the DRAGON ~ svDRAGCOS"...

[theDragon_svDragcos]

I'm so glad I don't have to help you move.

You have soooo much stuff.

===============================================
~ LOLOLOL,..
Yeah,...I thought 'Bout that,...

it took me the last Twenty Years to Re-Build my LIFE,..
I LOST most My HOME an' Possesions Yrs' ago,..
and Slowly have been Re'Building again,..

Moved A Lot over the last thirty Yrs' too,...
Lived in So MANY Places,..
I Really HOPE i Don't need to ~ Again too,...
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!,....
:-)

[FedorasBox]

sleeping in a coffin, eh?

And I thought my zombie boobs would rule the weird decor contest.

(zombie boobs=a plaster cast from my neck to my hips, painted green, with some gashes and bite marks painted on)

[malcolm]

oh that is cool fedora1 I actually snagged three female hangup torso forms form spirit this year. let's just say they fell fo the back fo a truck. cough! they're all black and i've been thinking of painting some flashart on em but have no idea where im gonna put em up at.