The Arena

[Dusk]

Its a giant death match, just dont expect them to stay dead. Try and make it as interesting as possible.

*Pushes Olix into a lava pit*

Ok, go!

[Lady Alias]

Uh, so like, Olix is dead, but is more of a zombeh now?

[DJ Bat]

[Ajax Knucklebones]

***Grabs Dusk. Holds him down. Has 10 year old goth red belt boy karate chop him numerous times in the throat until he's coughing up blood and passes out.

[OliX]

*Grabs the corner of the pit and miraculously, using voodoo power of the mind, levitates out of it.*

"Now you did it!"

*Takes old rusty needle infected with hepatitis C and AIDS and stabs everyone and watches them suffer over years.*

*Grabs a pint.*

[Dusk]

Uh, so like, Olix is dead, but is more of a zombeh now?

No not a zombie, the dead just respawn.

*wakes up, sneaks up to Ajax and kicks him up the ass so hard my foot comes out his mouth*

*Jumps out of a tree, landing on DJbat, Super Mario style*

*Seals the doors to OliXs pub and burns it down*

[DJ Bat]

* DJ Bat employees Mine Cat *

MINE CAT ACTIVATE!

[nathanmbailey]

*farts poisonous mustard gas and shuts the Blue Blood doors trapping everyone inside, including himself*

[Dusk]

After much respawning while the gas clears its on again.

*Blows up the moon, raining hard flaming death on Blue Blood.

[OliX]

*Brings in a nest of killer bees and angers them*

[Dusk]

Good one xD

[OliX]

I guess I'm creative when it comes to murder, torture and stuff. You should hear my crazy suicide ideas.

[OliX]

*Eats 40 boiled eggs, gallon of old milk, lot's of garlic, and two liters of moonshine, waits an hour, and then straps enough C4 around myself and sets it of in everybody's presence*

*Dies happy*

[nathanmbailey]

*Mutilates Oli's corpse for no reason whatsoever*

[Dusk]

*unleashes rabid bunnies*

[malcolm]

*sits in corner munching on popcorn as everyone butchers themselves.*

[OliX]

*Laughs as he watches Malcolm unsuspectingly eat popcorn with planted radioactive ebola virus instead of salt.*

[malcolm]

thought it tasted funny.....*smacks olix with a rubber chicken full of washers and quarters.*

[malcolm]

*knocks down load baring column to room.*

[nathanmbailey]

*shoots roman candles at an atomic bomb sitting in middle of room*

[OliX]

*tires and brings in Toxic Avenger to do his bidding while he rests*

[malcolm]

*stuffs the spambots full of plastique and a cellphone then walks away dialing each number up*

yeah, dark-knight reference, i went there lol

[Dusk]

Throws playing cards at malcom giving him a shit load of paper cuts, then pushes him into a swamp.

No jole Im really good at flicking playing cards xD