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    malcolm's Avatar the bored one.
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    man! i gotta share this shit cus it is just one of those aswesome moments in a persons life that you just would never believe even if i told you but it makes for a great highlight reel moment all the same!

    so we're driving home and we're just hitting apache junciton and mom is telling me how bad of a dya she had and shit and we turn left onto university and then Bam! we get hit by surprise weed air out of nowhere.

    and we're not talking a whiff, we're talking an invisible cloud of the shit just rolling into the car all the way down the raod and it was some good smelling shit too. strong as a motherfucka! atleast a mile long cloud of it just strolling through like a steam roller of ganja green goodness.

    we got so buzzed from it we had to stop at jaxck in the box and get some midget sirloin burgers.


    ........

    that shit just made my day.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    Wow. That was a great beginning to a story.

    Next time please wait to post until you have a middle and an end along with some funny parts and some cliff-hangers that will make us give a shit.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    yawn.
    although I gues you're right. I mean, it's not as epic as talking about buying elongated toe biting rodents. i mean, wow. what a heroing tale that is.

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    okay. well, you wanted a nice ending to the day. here ya go. went and hung out with one of my close friends who has an amazing rack and we fuckin were talkin and shit while we were driving around then she mentioned abuot having a jacuzzi at her apartment so we fucking stripped down and just chilled in the heated jacuzzi butt ass nekkid. If I died today, i would die a happy whatever you wanna call me.

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    this thread confuses me

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolm
    yawn.
    although I gues you're right. I mean, it's not as epic as talking about buying elongated toe biting rodents. i mean, wow. what a heroing tale that is.
    They're not rodents, fuckbag!
    (They're part of the weasel family and are carnivores, not scavengers)


    You just got learned, muthafucka!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    They're not rodents, fuckbag!
    (They're part of the weasel family and are carnivores, not scavengers)


    You just got learned, muthafucka!
    Ohnoes!!!!!!!! now I'll never be able to work at animal planet or petsmart or a ferrett resevre and come home smelling like amonia with bite marks on my toes. how will i ever live now knowing i was wrong abou an animal i could truelly give about two shits for?

    Thank you, good sir, rockwulf, holder of the extra tasty crispy penis bucket and master of the batman themed picture works. you are truelly a man among men of anality and I salute you! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KessM
    this thread confuses me
    oh my. okay well,

    first we got bombarded by a giant cloud of weed smoke driving home.

    weed smoke is what happens when someone is smoking cannibus

    which is a recreational drug

    and opens a window or door and this thick cloud of smoke comes out which is still sometimes potent enough to get people what is called a contact high.

    some weed is so strong you can get a contact high just by standing next to someone who has just, as the kids call it
    (and not to be confused with what rockwulf does with a bottle of barbecue sauce and a bobble head chihuahua doll) "Blazin a fatty."

    as for the finale of my night, i got bored and hung out with an old swordslinging buddy of mine from the sword shop who is of the female persuasion and very buxom to boot. (chesty) and we got bored and decided to hang out and shoot the breeze, that's hip lingo for "chatting" in the hottub or heated jacuzzi in her apartment complex but since this is a desert and all, neither of us had swimwear so we just tossed our clothes off and sat around in the tub naked.

    it was a very surreal day. it couldnt have been any better unless it started raining chocolate milk and beer.

    I guess if you would like to share one of those type of surreal events that's happened in your life that would be awesome. this is one of those, random topics I post eveyr now and then it happens. oh and i don't think i ever said hello so. hello.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    fight fight fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    fight fight fight
    lol no thanx. im too busy making a soft foam clown head groin cup to wanna get my nails dirty lol

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    I used to live on a little island out west and right next door to the RCMP office(which was really just a house). Every now and then they would bust somebody's crops and burn barrels full of weed. We would just sit in the backyard and burn our own and watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    I used to live on a little island out west and right next door to the RCMP office(which was really just a house). Every now and then they would bust somebody's crops and burn barrels full of weed. We would just sit in the backyard and burn our own and watch.
    epic. oh! and i just won twenty bucks on a dollar scrather lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolm
    im too busy making a soft foam clown head groin cup
    What, I say WHAT, the FUCK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    What, I say WHAT, the FUCK?
    im putting together a mature audience clown costume so im taking a hanging evil clown prop i had laying aronud and turning the head of the clown into a cup or codpiece.

    I actually have two fo the clown heads but i flubbd the first one cus i got too creative and had to see what it looked like if i opened the mouth of it up and painted it gold like the larger clown masks im gonna be using as shoulder armor.

    it didnt look so good but the second one looks prettybadass.

    just needa figure out how im gonna do the thong to it....lol

    Im also turning a prop straight jacket i ripped off an automated hannibal lector prop into a impropmtu jacket for tonight cus im going hot tubbing again with my friend later this evening. and its kinda nippy outside.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    Words fail me, malcolm.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    roflmao I get creative when i get bored and im always looking for a hcance to take something apart and suture it back together into something else and to dress up ofcourse. hence the new avy with the monkey king face paint..

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    I thought that was Rum Tum Tugger. Thank you for clarifying.

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    wtf? lol yaknow what's crazy? i have never seen cats

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    You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.

    I got drug to that shit in high school. The things you'll do to get laid at 16.

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    Default Re: that sh7t hit us like a ninja!

    lol im not gonna lie, i love a good musical and andrew lloyd weber (he did that right?) has done some good ones. I loved evita. phantom was okay but i didnt like the movie.

    but im more into musicals like hairspray, little shop of horrors, tommy, rocky horror (as if there was a doubt on that lol) and shit like that.

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