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    Default I'm So Goth...

    I found some of these online, and I added in a couple to hide the really stupid ones...

    Enjoy.........

    1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

    2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

    3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

    4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

    5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

    6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

    7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

    8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

    9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

    10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

    11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.

    12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

    13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

    14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

    15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.

    16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

    17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

    18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!

    19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

    20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.

    21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.

    22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!

    23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"

    24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

    25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.

    26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?

    27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

    28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

    29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.

    30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

    31. I'm so goth I'm shocked by heterosexuality.

    32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.

    33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.

    34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.

    35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

    36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.

    37. I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.

    38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

    39. I'm so goth I'm more goth than anyone else.

    40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.

    41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.

    42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.

    43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

    44. I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.

    45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

    46. I'm so goth I'm dead.

    47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.

    48. I'm so goth I carry black food dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.

    49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.

    50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."

    51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

    52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.

    53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.

    54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.

    55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.

    56. I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.

    57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

    58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.

    59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.

    60. I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

    61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.

    62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

    63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my appearance.

    64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized by my appearance.

    65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.

    66. I'm so goth I've been banned.

    67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"

    68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.

    69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

    70. I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.

    71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.

    72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

    73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

    74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

    75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.

    76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!

    77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.

    78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.

    79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.

    80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!

    81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.

    82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.

    83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."

    84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.

    85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."

    86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.

    87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.

    88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

    89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.

    90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.

    91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.

    92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.

    93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

    94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.

    95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

    96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.

    97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."

    98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.

    And finally...

    99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!

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    PVC is polyvinylchloride or something?

    I learned that in highschool chemistry, not at a goth club.


    A few of these are funny, but there's still a bunch of really stupid ones left too.

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    I'm so goth, my dog does not bark; it darks 'dark dark'

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    Default Re: I'm So Goth...

    Quote Originally Posted by Raza View Post
    PVC is polyvinylchloride or something?

    I learned that in highschool chemistry, not at a goth club.


    A few of these are funny, but there's still a bunch of really stupid ones left too.
    Yeah, But I am really bored, to the point, I just started letting a lot go.... and I just wanted to get to 99....

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    Wouldn't settling for 66 be more goth?

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    I'm to lazy to read all of those but I love number 3

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    14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue View Post
    14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

    lol
    i wear my sunglasses at night

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    I just didnt read any of them, i dont understand the title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vix View Post
    I just didnt read any of them, i dont understand the title.
    Well, at least you took the effort of letting us all know.

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    And that goes for your witty remarks raza

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    44. I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.

    45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.


    its so hard to keep the excitement of the moment going when it takes a woman 15 minutes to get her pants off....maybe that's why I find those two so hysterical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raza View Post
    Wouldn't settling for 66 be more goth?
    I could...or I could be a bitch and try to make it six hundred and sixty six.....

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