So, kids, selling drugs is bad, mmmkay. Manufacturing drugs is bad, mmmkay. Your wife's life will be ruined, mmmkay. Your kids will hate you and believe lies about you, mmmkay. You will not have a telephone, mmmkay. You will not have internet access, mmmkay. You will not have cable television, mmmkay. (How will you watch AMC!?) You will be so lonely and stir crazy that you will want the companionship of the worst new identity purveyor on the planet, mmmkay.

You know that ex-girlfriend who...
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