hi!

[laurasbeenbad]

I'm a 30 something mom who wears a lot of black, this looked like a good place to find some other like-minded individuals.

[somewhatdamaged]

asl

[laurasbeenbad]

asl

i told you 2/3 of that though

[somewhatdamaged]

hey i'm new here too why do you have to be mean

[laurasbeenbad]

i wasnt being mean, why are you so defensive

[somewhatdamaged]

this is me, can i see you please

[Kidthorazine]

oh wow more new people hello welcome to the board

[somewhatdamaged]

any ladies wanna fuck me like an animal

[laurasbeenbad]

i would. here's me

[somewhatdamaged]

are all those other guys your kids or what

[laurasbeenbad]

just a few of them

[Drakken]

asl

Irrelevant

any ladies wanna fuck me like an animal

Irrelevant.

Laura welcome aboard.

[Ouroboros]

[IMAGE]http://img13.exs.cx/img13/2965/masokissed.jpg[/IMAGE]
Holy hillbilly hell! Does anybody in this picture like Ministry?

No, but seriously, welcome aboard, laura. You are yummy.
And somewhat, if no ladies step forth, consider me an alternative choice.

[KilLAtomiK]

ahoy therr ms laura im KilLAtomiK resedient pirate captain welcome aboard harr

[Nightingale]

any ladies wanna fuck me like an animal

Does that mean cutting you up into little pieces and throwing you on the BBQ?

[Nightingale]

i would. here's me

I don't know which one you are, but the one with the star rings my bell.

Edit:

Of course, being totally blind I didn't see the big ME and the arrow.

sigh.

[Ouroboros]

Heh, heh, heh...
But... what star rings?

[Nightingale]

Heh, heh, heh...
But... what star rings?

There are three stars. One on a sheriffs badge, but he isn't my type. One as a tattoo, which is also quite attractive. One on a t-shirt. I go for the latter.

[Tequila Zaire]

Does that mean cutting you up into little pieces and throwing you on the BBQ?

Fuck, I hope so.

[Tequila Zaire]

I'm a 30 something mom who wears a lot of black, this looked like a good place to find some other like-minded individuals.

Welcome, I think you'll enjoy yourself here.

[Nightingale]

Welcome, I think you'll enjoy yourself here.

I think she will too, and quickly learn who to avoid - not mentioning any names <koff>somewhatdamaged<koff>

[Morning Glory]

this has been very humorous. keep it up.

[purplepixie]

boo and welcome

[CeruleanFire]

Welcome to the boards, its an interesting place here, never know what you might read..

[Morning Glory]

if you look closely you can see pictures of a boob every now and then. ( the litteral, not the metaphorical, although you can frequently see those too.)

[Nightingale]

if you look closely you can see pictures of a boob every now and then. ( the litteral, not the metaphorical, although you can frequently see those too.)

Like they never come in pairs ...

[Morning Glory]

can we dare hope not? ( speaking of the metaphorical, not the litteral. haha.)

[ForrestBlack]

Hello Laura, welcome and stuff. I do hope you enjoy yourself here, and I'm certain you will find some likeminded individuals. Where was that Ghoultown booth? Looks like a good time.

[Nightingale]

can we dare hope not? ( speaking of the metaphorical, not the litteral. haha.)

I prefer them in pairs, to be honest. Unless they're the other kind of boobies, which I don't particularly wish to think about at this time of night (ah, morning).

[Morning Glory]

well then we may have to up the rate of exposure. I doubt there will be any objections. oh yeah.. and those crazy hemispheres.

[Cerberus]

hey i'm new here too why do you have to be mean

Maybe because you broke the rules. The first pinned thread says don't ASL people.

[Amelia G]

Thank you Cerberus.

Welcome laurasbeenbad! You will indeed find likeminded people here

[One Eyed Cat]

Welcome. Meow


OEC

[CPRB]

yeah welcome I dunno where that dude came from but he left in hurry...anyhow welcome and stuff and yeah you will find alot of awesome people here....BB RULES!!!!

[LrdSatanas]

Welcome I have been here a month and im addicted now. I came looking for same, and I have found it as im sure you will.

[Nightingale]

this has been very humorous. keep it up.

Sounds like something a BBW would say to a less then well endowed man.

[Drakken]

Sounds like something a BBW would say to a less then well endowed man.

BWAHAH!!!1

Oh gawd why did I find this funny? *tear*

[hewhoisagod]

............. welcome to blue blood

[poison]

hello and welcome....and i must say, i'm capitivated by your avatar! it's so purdy!

[Morning Glory]

Sounds like something a BBW would say to a less then well endowed man.

hey, just cuz I like fat chicks doesn't mean you need to point out my shortcomings.