Have sex with a porcupine?

[Amelia G]

Only Satan would do that.

[MistressJennifer]

After a few Mimosa's obviously...

[KilLAtomiK]

god damn it if that wasnt one of the best southpark episodes especialy when sata kicked all the satanic animals asses with his shotgun

[TheWalkingGlitch]

I had a friend who had sex with a snake once. She'd recently been released from the hospital after having had a non-specific illness... first thing she says when she sees me: "Apparently if you have sex with a snake, you get salmonells poisoning."

[suicidal_tendencies]

my crotch hurts just thinking about it

[Shadow]

my crotch hurts just thinking about it

lol yeah

[suicidal_tendencies]

one question...why would someone wanna do something like that? they'd be walking around all bow legged forever, plus you couldn't sit down, for you'd only make it hurt worse

[Shadow]

one question...why would someone wanna do something like that? they'd be walking around all bow legged forever, plus you couldn't sit down, for you'd only make it hurt worse

hahaha yeah I think I would have to pass on the porcupine

[Zoe_Zoebaboe]

Blood orgy!!!

[BrightStar]

Blood orgy!!!

Blood?
Orgy?
Exclamation Marks?!

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[One Eyed Cat]

Do volleyball players count?

OEC

[The little frog Bubbles]

I agree, no sex with porcupines. okay, i even make my boyfriend shave it off.

[23*]

I wouldn't fuck a porcupine. I would fuck the Pope though....it would make a great anecdote...

[TheWalkingGlitch]

I would fuck the Pope though....it would make a great anecdote...

[Muzz]

There's a law in one of the midwest states that makes having sex with a porcupine illegal.

...so...someone had to have done it to initiate that law.

[aXa]

i dunno, that porcupine lady in the clive barker movie, "nightbreed" was kinda sexy.

[Thurbane316]

Is this like the Discworld song "You can't bugger the hedgehog!"?