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    If I can , I will try to get a pic of this resteraunt called Juicy Lucy
    The food is horrible, but the resteraunt in itself is a running innuendo

    Signs say: "Juicy Lucy's the Best place to eat out!"
    Come in to Juicy Lucy's, and try out our Roast Beef and Hot Dogs!"

    They go on like that.
    If I can, I will try and take pics for that, since it would be a good laugh.

    Do you notice any signs like that on occasion?

    If so, let us know about them.

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    I was once going through a little town in Texas that had the sign:

    "Local Cemetary; Kitchen attached"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DescendingAngel
    I was once going through a little town in Texas that had the sign:

    "Local Cemetary; Kitchen attached"
    LOL, I like that.

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    Yeah I thought it was great...Too bad I didnt have my camera >=o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by DescendingAngel
    I was once going through a little town in Texas that had the sign:

    "Local Cemetary; Kitchen attached"
    Lol!

    That reminds me of some of those older horror storries

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    there are loads of ads for a newspaper that say 'local news for local people' - if you've seen any league of gentlemen then that's hilarious. not a business sign, but i saw 'BIWERE OF THE DOG' painted on a house once, with the same thing spelt correctly on the houses either side. there are always the Bill Hicks classics too - 'Dirt for sale' and 'Speed limits enforced by aircraft'

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Hair Faeries (biz that helps with lice infestation near my old chiropracter's)

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    "Asian Pot" -- the advertisement for a pottery store specializing in Asian designs or imports

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonesavage
    "Asian Pot" -- the advertisement for a pottery store specializing in Asian designs or imports
    Reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Nelson comes out of a movie theatre screening Naked Lunch and goes "I can think of 2 things wrong with that title."

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    I saw Naked Lunch. What a strange movie. And I do agree with Nelson However I seemed to have missed that Simpsons episode (bad girl, bad girl!)

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Quote Originally Posted by gonesavage
    "Asian Pot" -- the advertisement for a pottery store specializing in Asian designs or imports
    we have a mexican pot here

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuicideJade
    we have a mexican pot here
    *teasing* How much for an 1/8?

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    Me and some friends were on a small vacation and we passed a billboard advertising for Dirty Dick's Crab Shack....

    We stoped in...pretty damn good crab....

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    There's a florist on South St. in Philly called "The Pot House." The 5-0 made them cover up the sign. NP

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    There is a chain of businesses here in Ft Worth called "Wallpaper To Go" .....what, do they have people who want to buy wallpaper to put up in the store?

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Quote Originally Posted by nausiatingpain
    There's a florist on South St. in Philly called "The Pot House." The 5-0 made them cover up the sign. NP
    They took down the "Asian Pot" sign too. But it will forever remain in my memory... I just remembered another one: In Davis, CA, there's a burger place called "Murder Burger". Its motto (which was posted on the front): "So good you'd kill to eat it!" I think they took that one down too. Killjoys.

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    I came across this online.. thought it was pretty funny..


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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Another one.. I'm bored, what can I say?!?!


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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Quote Originally Posted by DyingSunshine
    Another one.. I'm bored, what can I say?!?!

    LOL!

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    Another stupid sign I found was posted on some baptist church. the sign said:

    "FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN! Details inside!"

    Grrrrrrrr....lol

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    Default Re: Funny Buisiness Signs You have passed by

    Quote Originally Posted by vixta
    THAT, is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a while, lol!

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