Ninjas or Pirates

[adorn_shadow]

Ahh the ninjas are catching up! All hail the ninjas!

[KilLAtomiK]

Ahh the ninjas are catching up! All hail the ninjas!

and here the ninja leader my nemessis adorn_shadow

[23*]

you two should have a one on one!

[adorn_shadow]

LOL! hiiyah The ninjas will kick back at the pirates and nip this pirate probelm in the butt. Capt. Kilatomik will pay for his slander against the great ninja race lol

[adorn_shadow]

I would slice through Capt. kilatomik's cutlas with my samurai sword and then make him give me all hit precious booty, mmm i love booty, especially my girlfriends... damn ADD lol. and then i would make him get swash and buckle it for me!

[KilLAtomiK]

no filthy vermin of a ninja could ever defeat me even with their dirty tricks il blast a hole where your face should be and feed you to the sharks harr

[adorn_shadow]

yuck then id be chum. hmmmm. i will cut a hole in the bottom of yer ship and it shall sink to the ocean floor. or at least to the bottom of the bath tub.

[Integrity]

I like you. I want to call you Jack.

[adorn_shadow]

LOL so be it

[Integrity]

WHEEE!! So anyway, Jack, you're the head of the ninjas? Kay. It doesn't matter if we're outnumbered.
ONE Ninja could easily take on 30 pirates at a time.

[adorn_shadow]

this is very very true, we could use our sneakyness to sneak up on them asnd take 10 out before they evcen knew we were there~

[Integrity]

So true.

So let's count this up. How many ninjas are there? Like 3. HAHHAHAHA pirates don't stand a chance.
ONE NINJA:
Sneak attack - 10 pirates.
Waling out without breaking a sweat - 30 pirates.
Applying themselves just a teeny bit - 50 pirates.
Going all out - 237 pirates.

Nope. NO CHANCE FOR YOU!

[cheinara wraithwalker]

I'm a ninja. Wanna see my ninja stars?

Oops I killed you.

[killerkat]

So true.

So let's count this up. How many ninjas are there? Like 3. HAHHAHAHA pirates don't stand a chance.
ONE NINJA:
Sneak attack - 10 pirates.
Waling out without breaking a sweat - 30 pirates.
Applying themselves just a teeny bit - 50 pirates.
Going all out - 237 pirates.

Nope. NO CHANCE FOR YOU!

Giant-ass cannon=drunk sailors.......mow down at least 50 ninjas
blunderbuss, at least 10..........
multiple giant-ass cannons,many many more dismantled ninjas....

ayarrrrrrrrrrrr..........

[Integrity]

What?! What?! WE TAKE OUT THE ARMSMEN BEFORE WE ATTACK THE POINTY-STICK PEOPLE! Duh.
That's when we sneak. No defenses shall stop us.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

I have to admit....if I met a ninja named....Guybrush Threepwood, that would be the coolest ninja ever, and the only instance in which I would believe a pirate ninja to be totally sweet.

[Integrity]

Oh my god. That would be totally sweet.
Guybrush and I are married, by the way. >.> .......

[cheinara wraithwalker]

A fellow nerd!

There's no way you'd be married, his wife kicks too much ass.

[Integrity]

But...

But that WAS a good damn game. I love Monkey Island AND RETURN TO MONKEY ISLAND, god. So good. So nice, so very very nice.

[KilLAtomiK]

What?! What?! WE TAKE OUT THE ARMSMEN BEFORE WE ATTACK THE POINTY-STICK PEOPLE! Duh.
That's when we sneak. No defenses shall stop us.

before you hit the marksmen do you realize that youd have to cross the water A typical ship of the line can have about 100 cannons bombarding you on shore prety much thrashing your whole ninja crew before the pirates even get there

[cheinara wraithwalker]

before you hit the marksmen do you realize that youd have to cross the water A typical ship of the line can have about 100 cannons bombarding you on shore prety much thrashing your whole ninja crew before the pirates even get there

You must realize, of course, that ninjas don't have to swim. They can walk on water.

...which means they can sneak on water. They can hide behind waves! They are the ULTIMATE weapon. To impress you, I'd show you some secrets, but...

Oops I killed you.

[23*]

i think i have been taking this thread way t00 seriously over the past month. I mean, I think i will literally cry if the ninjas overtake the pirates....no .....seriously!

[KilLAtomiK]

i think i have been taking this thread way t00 seriously over the past month. I mean, I think i will literally cry if the ninjas overtake the pirates....no .....seriously!

yeah ive probably have beent taking this whole thing a bit to far but damnit its fun

[hewhoisagod]

I'd go with ninja on this one. Just because Pirates are European.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

yeah ive probably have beent taking this whole thing a bit to far but damnit its fun

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

The proof is in the pudding.

[23*]

fuckfuckfuck they ARE ONLY 2 AWAY!!!!

[KilLAtomiK]

I'd go with ninja on this one. Just because Pirates are European.

not all of em were there were some asian ones to like Ching Shih who was a woman and prety much owned evrything in the south china sea at one point she had 1800 ships in her fleet there were also pirates from america and many of the european colonies in the caribean

[KilLAtomiK]

you ninja people need to see this http://littlemidgets.com/detail.php?...=5&content=964

[adorn_shadow]

what the hell is that website? like midget porn

[KilLAtomiK]

what the hell is that website? like midget porn

yeah youd wish

[cheinara wraithwalker]

yeah youd wish

Ewwwwwww

[adorn_shadow]

LoL. i didnt find anyuthing on it, except a bunch of porn. Or is that exactly what you were trying to tell us, pirates are into porn.

[adorn_shadow]

TIE a ha ha ha ha tie ie tie the underdogs have bit back!

[23*]

i feel sick...are you guys creating bocus accounts?

[OliX]

pirates are pirates, but ninjas are ninjas

good damn... now i realised that there is no ninja smiley..... you guys need to fix it....

[KilLAtomiK]

LoL. i didnt find anyuthing on it, except a bunch of porn. Or is that exactly what you were trying to tell us, pirates are into porn.

theres a video if you scroll down

[KilLAtomiK]

pirates are pirates, but ninjas are ninjas

what the funk?

[OliX]

pirates are pirates (that means they're good) but ninjas are ninjas (that means they're even better)... you know... face expresion is missing to fully understand that sentence.... sorry, somtimes I just literaly translate expresion used on my language I hope you don't mind...... and yes, ninjas are better

[KilLAtomiK]

pirates are pirates (that means they're good) but ninjas are ninjas (that means they're even better)... you know... face expresion is missing to fully understand that sentence.... sorry, somtimes I just literaly translate expresion used on my language I hope you don't mind...... and yes, ninjas are better

i just thought it was a joke i wasnt geting and damnit i want to laugh to btw ninjas are not better

[adorn_shadow]

OLIX is correct ninjas qar ninjas! and pirates are shitty! hee hee